There’s few feelings that match whiling away countless hours beating up bad guys or racing cars in video games. As is the case with pretty much everything human however, the long, slimy, all-pervading tendril of the erotic found its way to these as well. Sometimes, it’s a beautiful, necessary and titillating experience, while other times it’s just crass. Either way, there’s a bunch of video games around with a whole lot of adult content in it, and that’s just how it is.
Here’s a few!
1. Playboy: The Mansion
Play as the OG playboy turned OG creepy grandpa, the one and only Hugh Hefner. He’s in his prime in this game, and you have to build up his magazine while throwing fun parties and getting dirty in different parts of his mansion, The Sims style. Surprisingly high production value.
2. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Before this game even released, the developers literally boasted that the game’s sex scenes required 16 hours of motion capture data. There’s a bunch of full frontal nudity, and some nifty little erotic cards as well. Oh, and the game itself is amazing. it’s just a win-win all around… unless you’re playing in the same room as your family.
3. 7 Sins
This one’s another life simulation game with a whole lot of weirdly explicit shit going on. Set in the fictional Apple City, your player has to make decisions based on the seven deadly sins. As you can tell from the screenshot below, this game ain’t for no kids!
4. BMX XXX
Loaded to the max with nudity, adult humour and crass language, this game was really one of a kind. You can custom create your own characters, bare breasts et al, and ride around doing stunts and other BMXey things. It got totally shit ratings though.
5. Second Life
Second Life is an online virtual world, similar to many MMORPGs, and isn’t adult-oriented unless you want it to be. Basically, there’s a bunch of player-made adult content which includes not just nudity but entire sexual activity as well.
6. God of War Series
Apart from being a badass series of games, these also feature their fair share of sexual content. Kratos likes his women, and when he’s not hacking and slashing through the innards of numerous gods, he’s indulging in ‘fun’ mini-games with a plethora of scantily clad ladies.
7. Singles 2: Triple Trouble
This is a Sims style game that gets a little naughtier than the usual. Players have to focus on getting their girlfriend/ boyfriend back in the story mode, though you can also just skip a bunch of that and go straight to the fun stuff.
8. Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy
This action-adventure game was actually pretty sweet. It sees a dude called Lucas Kane dealing with a bunch of paranormal shit going down, except there’s a also these little sex scenes interspersed in the middle – boobs, butts, the whole shebang.
9. Leisure Suit Larry Series
There’s a whole bunch of these games around that feature the bumbling misadventures of a dude called Larry who just wants to get laid (I think). It’s notorious the world over and features full frontal nudity, sex scenes and really bad humour.
10. Bonetown
You can gather from the name what this game is all about. You basically wake up in this town where you gotta beat some frat bros up and have sex with a whole lot of different women. There’s also a bunch of missions and some really weird looking penises. Enjoy.
And that’s that. Try to keep it in your pants, ya horndogs!
