Forget Rotten Tomatoes, forget IMDb, you want precise, compact, to the point movie reviews? Ask someone with a faraway stare and a pointless smirk. Ask someone who’s stoned. It won’t reveal much, that’s for sure, plus you’ll have a few moments of free entertainment without having to stand up for the national anthem or some such. Anyway, here’s a few movie reviews the way a toker would put ’em.

There may be some spoilers ahead. Check it!

*Exhales*

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