Here are a few not-so desired conversation starters encountered by people on Tinder.

The wrong app, maybe?

Talk about bank accounts going empty these days.

How to nuke a bad pick up line, you ask?

Umm… I prefer Decepticons at the moment.

 *Darwaaze baayi taraf khulenge*

This guy has a knack for testing patience.

Never trust him if he finds planets fascinating!

No, but I definitely feel nauseous at the moment.

 God bless Freud’s soul.

 He has his priorities sorted.

Please have some mercy!

Taking subtle hints were never a thing.

Whatte guy!

Damn! I threw my sushi away.

This guy has serious issues.

Just stop talking!

Wren & Martin say you’re disqualified. 

Unless you’re getting me some.

James Blunt would really hate him at the moment.

Thanks for taking a “LOOK”.

I think I’ll just skip the date I was looking forward to this evening.