We may have never really spoken to our friendly neighbourhood grocery guy, but there’s one shopkeeper we love to listen to. When he starts talking, we just can’t look away. Amazon decided to hand over their shop for a day to our beloved shopkeeper, Gaurav Gera, who handled their #apnidukaan exactly the way he handles his own. Here are some outrageously funny responses he gave to customer queries while on his new job.
1. Koi jawaab?
.@Leg_Peace Hanji Benji? #ApniDukaan #Shopkeeper pic.twitter.com/MntSwhnGhg
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
2. Aww!
.@rAnI__V #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/QHUH23KPyn
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
3. This is the truth.
.@shubhamlahoti_ Itne saare sellers ki dil mein baje guitar! #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/utNxLYG8DB
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
4. Those midnight shopping urges are all too familiar!
.@VinayakSharma19 @ammy_l2012 Any time between Jan 1st & Dec 31st #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/JrOWVzLVB3
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
5. There is some great life advice in here.
.@ChhotaGoldFlake No more rona dhona with Amazon’s 100% original product guarantee #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/2k4N8QGF7I
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
6. This one’s for all you bearded men out there.
.@Dorkstar Dorku ki daadi mein tinka #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/5sYRDF4Tb2
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
7. Speaking of returning things…
.@divyaszaika @Pathtoremember No returns on boyfriends #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/LD1XSorww1
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
8. Things that money can’t buy.
.@ferraznicole From A to Z, we sell it all #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/E4krNQ5ikd
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
9. Here’s why there is just no point stressing.
.@tweetfromRaghu Keep Calm and Carry On Shopping #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/FfNb3jYtFV
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
10. Who wants to have a cup of coffee with Shopkeeper?
.@Jhootemiyan_ A lot can happen over toffee but with our payment options you’ll never get one as change #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/sKKWfQfN7M
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
11. Look at him blushing.
.@Piya_DG 100% original products ki jab ho guarantee, kyun lena fraud sellers ka tension, DG? #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/wUhBzKfbJJ
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
12. Now, that’s a valid question.
.@whattheshare On time. All the time. #ApniDukaan pic.twitter.com/1AxCS3V8NS
— Amazon.in (@amazonIN) February 22, 2016
Haven’t had enough? Check out more of Shopkeeper’s witty responses on Amazon’s Twitter page here.
Feature image has been sourced from tribune.com