Men often describe us women as a mystery. But that’s not true. I mean, we are just like you guys, simple people at the end of the day. And people judge. While we are not quick on jumping the gun and making a harsh judgement, there are a few things that we tend to notice more than others. And once they catch our attention, it’s hard not to judge. Some of these things are:
1. If your belt doesn’t match your shoes. There is something so cardinally wrong with matching a black belt with a pair of brown shoes.
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2. Your finger nails. If you have black goop under them then it’s bitter judgement all the way!
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3. Your bone-crushing handshake. We understand that a firm handshake is essential but refrain from fracturing our hand, please.
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4. Your shirt, is it crushed? Just to clear the air, we know when your shirt is crushed because of sitting in the car and when it sports lines of laziness.
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5. How you haven’t shaved for days. I can’t speak for all of us but most of my girlfriends prefer clean shaven men. So, pick up a razor and do the needful.
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6. The way you treat the server at a restaurant. Are you polite and courteous or are you loud, rude and brash? FYI, the latter is a deal breaker.
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7. “Never keep a girl waiting.” They say this for a reason. Just so you know, in our books, fashionably late is not fashionable at all.
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8. The way you are on social media. If you are one of those people who writes lk dis dn ys v r jdgn ya. K?
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9. How you wear your clothes. Wear whatever you like. No harm there. But just be honest with yourself. If you are skinny, why wear a v-neck?
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10. How often you check your phone while you are with us. Are you frequently stealing sly glances to see if you got a text or not? If your answer is yes, then yes we are judging you!
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11. Don’t pretend to be someone you are not. We don’t dig fakers.
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12. How you eat. With your mouth open or closed? Chewing with your mouth open isn’t the world’s most soothing sight.
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13. How much you talk about yourself. If “you” are your favourite topic, then judging you talking about yourself is our favourite pastime.
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14. How often you bring up your ex girlfriend. We don’t care how pretty or amazing or intelligent she is.
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15. Your sense of humour. It’s important to be funny, but the right kind of funny.
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16. Personal hygiene. Using a deodorant is not an excuse for not having a bath.
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There we said it. Now you know! The cat is out of the bag.
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