Kate Middleton's Whereabouts

If you happened to have logged onto your phone or the internet today, you may have noticed that Kate Middleton’s name was all over Twitter. The reason? Well, apparently the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has been missing since December. This has led to a great investigation (take this description with a grain of salt) by the internet folks about where she is. Twitterati is theorizing about the Duchess’ whereabouts and they’re not just theories anymore, they’re conspiracy theories now.

Kate Middleton, Twitter, Missing — Credit: Harper’s Bazaar

From considering the possibility of her getting a BBL and healing from it and therefore not being seen in the public eye, to her being a Russian sleeper agent. There is a lot out there on the internet. Here, take a look:

“yeh so basically Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen in months like she’s actually missing. word on the conspiracy street is that she’s doing 1 of many things – gone for a BBL, growing out her bangs, lost at the Wonka experience. also she’s possibly banksy x” pic.twitter.com/IP20NIKgGl
— tiger b (@tiger_brooke) February 28, 2024

Kate Middleton takes a wrong turn in the bowels of Buckingham Palace and meets all the other Kates. (Some rushed out in under the recommended eight days.) pic.twitter.com/fxLKizCPwY
— Moog (@a_toots) February 28, 2024

Streets saying kate middleton is now a runaway princess??

pic.twitter.com/HOdO1aRJis
— cami ☆ (@womensfilms) February 28, 2024

Here's my #KateMiddleton conspiracy theory: I think William was being abusive to Kate and it caused her to sustain serious abdominal injuries. She may be recuperating but it'll be a long process, esp given how frail looking she is.

Royals may discuss if divorce is on the table. pic.twitter.com/kJIyTWL825
— ✨Verna✨ (@vernasbeauty) February 28, 2024

Well, I went down the Kate Middleton X conspiracy theory rabbit hole. And I'm convinced she disappeared after discovering William's been poisoning Charles so he can disinherit Harry, and now she's being replaced with an AI-generated Stepford replica that will seem slightly more…
— ♀️Jennifer Gingrich ✡️ (@fem_mb) February 28, 2024

my conspiracy theory is that kate middleton actually disappeared so she could play critically acclaimed role playing game baldur’s gate 3
— poochy stan account (@majoras_masques) February 28, 2024

So here is a conspiracy theory. What if #KateMiddleton took the kids and ran away from buliam but now @kesingtonroyal is looking for her and the kids. As a cover up story they say she is sick instead of missing? Maybe she ran away because he was physically or mentally abusive?
— House of Sussex (@shocked_by_life) February 27, 2024

kate middleton’s bbl, rhinoplasty, and facelift is healing. i will not entertain any other conspiracy theory until (if) she reappears.
— luca (@LucaGuadagnegro) February 28, 2024

My favorite Kate Middleton conspiracy theory is game of hide and seek got out of hand 🤣
— Nicole (@tequilasunrisee) February 28, 2024

My conspiracy theory is that Kate Middleton is not in recovery, she's landed on the Moon
— Jerome Chandrahasen (@JeromeChandra) February 27, 2024

My Kate Middleton conspiracy theory is that she's put on a few pounds and avoiding cameras because royal life is stressful and doesn't want to hear tabloids talk about her "wobbly bum" or whatever british people say.
— Felonia (@felonia) February 27, 2024

My Kate Middleton conspiracy theory is that she's a Russian sleeper agent and is holding the children hostage until her father-in-law surrenders to Russia.
— Robbie (@robbiemarka) February 28, 2024

https://twitter.com/popcourture/status/1762832797922664959

But earlier this week, Kensington Palace announced that Middleton is recovering at her home in Adelaide Cottage in Windsor, England after a medical procedure.

Sometimes, these conspiracy theories do be getting out of control. I have to say.

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