What is life? I suppose you could say it’s a series of experiences, a checklist of learnings that all build up to creating a holistic, and hopefully memorable entity whose memory carries on long after you’re gone.
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WRONG! Life is cake. Plain and simple. You see this cute little doggy?
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BAM! It’s cake. You see all these extremely real looking items that should definitely not be cake?
These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
— Tasty (@tasty) July 8, 2020
Yeah, they’re cake too. Everything is cake and there’s no point trusting anything, or anyone, any more.
Solid. Liquid. Gas. Cake. #EverythingIsCake pic.twitter.com/LRhPLvApGq
— DHMO Awareness (@DihydrogenAware) July 14, 2020
ur steak is cake pic.twitter.com/glrZZmYCaE
— ً (@viaclt) July 14, 2020
the bird pecking ur shoulder is cake pic.twitter.com/SNv2mMl0IE
— ً (@viaclt) July 14, 2020
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) July 13, 2020
This jarring trend of literally every single thing looking like cake has given people a lot of trust issues, and they be venting, yo.
127 hours but when he finally cuts his arm it’s a cake
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) July 11, 2020
Turns out EVERYTHING is cake… 😳 pic.twitter.com/d9zaaGC41R
— betway esports (@betwayesports) July 15, 2020
this is haunting me, i have decided that i will be walking around with a knife and stab everything that i come in contact with just to make sure they’re not a cake <3pic.twitter.com/ZeSTFvTVwk
— mav (@diorsknjj) July 15, 2020
Mike Tyson confirming whether or not Holyfield is a cake. pic.twitter.com/IKMGmqRBmv
— Übermensch (@Trackmann) July 13, 2020
they put u to sleep during surgery bc the government doesn’t want u to know that ur actually a cake
— asiya (@ossiyuh) July 12, 2020
the french beheading marie antoinette was their way of finding out if she was made of cake or not
— ً (@filmcal) July 11, 2020
the government deleted this from history books but the romans actually stabbed julius caesar 23 times to check if he was a cake only to find out he was a salad
— aubrey beatrice (@chaubreybunny) July 12, 2020
🎶 cut my life into pieces/ my life is actually cake🎶
— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) July 12, 2020
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 9, 2020
sharks do not actually like the taste of human flesh, they are just trying to find out if you are a cake
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) July 11, 2020
Don’t look for the silver lining in this story, it’s probably the icing on the cake.