Being witty is seriously an underrated skill — yes, I said it — skill. I mean, let’s face it, it’s one of those superhuman abilities that everyone claims to have, but only a few chosen ones actually do. And even out of them, only a small chunk happen to use it the way it REALLY should be used: like a goddamn weapon in everyday life.
Here are 10 signs that you are one of those smart-ass ones:
1. You might be shy, but your wit gives you a secret inner confidence.
2. You can see through people’s bullsh*t like crazy!
Bullsh*t may fly for other people, but it certainly doesn’t for you. You can smell it a mile away and have absolutely no reservations in calling the perpetrator out.
3. You can slay any “bad guy” with your razor sharp… WIT.
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“A suggestion: Just don’t stop this time.”
4. You can take down any argument in style with your clever words.
Maybe the more you make people aware of this, the better they will get at arguing.
5. You know exactly how to get things done from people and you are just too damn proud of it.
But of course, you prefer not to brag about it in front of others.
6. You’ve got witty comebacks up your sleeve for almost everything.
It’s like you have a funny algorithm running in your head that keeps churning out a gem after gem!
7. And when you use them, people are like…
8. That’s because you’re magically capable of saying what everyone else is just thinking.
9. At times, you can freeze people in their tracks with your words.
10. And last but not the least, you can’t just help but use your WIT for the greater good.
Because you know that with great wit, comes great responsibility.
The power of wit might be understated, but it can definitely change and move people. Don’t believe it? Then you surely have to meet Padmini, a 39-year-old happily unmarried Indian woman who gracefully tackles everyday issues and problems with her devil-may-care attitude. Kyunki Padmini ghumaake deti hai, par seedha asar karta hai. Watch her on Bhaage Re Mann , starting tonight, every Monday to Saturday at 8:30 PM only on Zindagi .
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