Remember pineapple pizza? Personally, I hated it with a vengeance. But it was widely debated and even though the jury is still out on that one, it seems to have been accepted into society.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about. Today, we speak of a true abomination, something that should have never existed. Yet, it does.
Hold your beers. Here’s the Gulab Jamun Pizza.
Yeah. The end times are here. What sick minded person would even think of this? And who on Earth likes eating this?
Even Twitter is not even shying away from shaming it for it is.
— Jalal Haider (@Jalali512) November 7, 2019
get the hell out of here with this pizza and leave biryani and pizza alone people
— S- (@Namaloom00) November 8, 2019
If there’s any cheese or marinara on this abomination, I’m calling the police.
— Anusha (@rajananusha) November 8, 2019
This crime against humanity needs to be tried under the Geneva convention.
— Hasnain Haider (@langahwhotweets) November 8, 2019
If there is blasphemy on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this!#FoodInsecurity
— Nityananda Puri 🇮🇳 (@Swami_843) November 8, 2019
I’m so sorry pizza for this pic.twitter.com/Yw6KxzCLpQ
— Faceless🦁 (@aesthetic_camzy) November 7, 2019
— Gopesh Kumar (@Gopesh4u) November 8, 2019
— Shahaba (@Shahaba07) November 8, 2019
— Prixie (@prixie07) November 8, 2019
Look, let’s be honest. Food, like people are always evolving. But let it natural selection prevail. Don’t test tube baby this shit.
You can’t fix it if it ain’t broken. Pizza and gulab jamuns are both delicious. There is absolutely no need for them to have a baby.
But there are always some people who want to invoke the wrath of nature!
Where do I buy this?
— Thucydides (@patvaryzindabad) November 7, 2019
Like Where can I get this from
— Sadaf Haider (@tomtomatoe) November 7, 2019
😋It looks delicious, I want to try it…
— ❥•✿͜͡❁Iram Choudary❁͜͡✿❥ (@IramRChoudary) November 7, 2019
But why do you want to get it? Is this also how you make life decisions because you need to look back, mates. They might be questionable!
Also, to all the people in the world coming up with this kind of shit, remember, we are all going to die and get judged in the afterlife. But you already know where you’re going, aren’t you?