James Blunt first shot to fame, back in 2004, with his song, You’re Beautiful. And while the millennials will always love him for that song, Blunt has another side of his personality that is loved by the internet.
On Twitter, he’s the man who knows how to give a serious burn!
When he’s online, he spares no one. Ruthless, savage and downright hilarious, you can’t get enough of his witty comebacks. We’re sure half the people trolling him are actually testing his sense of humour!
Here are 27 of the wittiest comebacks by James Blunt on Twitter that will leave you roaring with laughter:
Then sit on something else. RT @PhoebeChristaki: James Blunt’s face fully aggravates me
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 21, 2016
Depends where I put it. RT @paulinaboncan: Little bit of james blunt never hurt anybody
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 3, 2016
That’s kind of like saying every time I eat cake I think it’s cunt. RT @handses: everytime i see “james blake” i think he’s james blunt ….
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 2, 2016
Just that and a few super models. RT @_idkmatilda: has James blunt done anything other than that one song in his whole career
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 8, 2015
Coming out is hard. RT @megyn_wbu: Why is my brother listening to James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 31, 2015
The latter. RT @unemployedfatty: @JamesBlunt Are you gay? Just curious.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 8, 2015
2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 30, 2015
Unless I find your bum. RT @zomboy666: I’ve got fucking James Blunt in my head. I suppose at least that means my day can’t get any worse.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 16, 2015
It’s only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014
Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 3, 2014
At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 16, 2014
Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 11, 2014
Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 8, 2014
The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 30, 2014
And it’s taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music’s shit
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 20, 2014
And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head…
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 6, 2014
Because I won’t pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 10, 2014
The rich cousin of the person who lets you Tweet. RT @SamaroPhox: @JamesBlunt who allows you to keep making music?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 29, 2014
Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 30, 2014
Early morning shag? RT @Waaaaaayitsemmy: My mother is fucking listening to James blunt and singing along to it at this time in the morning
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 13, 2014
If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 29, 2014
And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 21, 2014
These kind of requests need to go through management, please. RT @edsheeran: @JamesBlunt marry me?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2014
The moment I put out that song, I was knee deep in funny. RT @amymurrrray: When did James Blunt get funny
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2014
Do I have to? I’m more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 30, 2014
Sorry. Wrong hole. RT @Sam_SamV: James Blunt makes my ears bleed
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 20, 2014
You obviously went to one of those schools where everyone got a prize. @ewanhendrie: I try to hate James blunt but I can’t
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 20, 2013
Blunt is so blunt!
