Gangs of Wasseypur will go down as one of the best movies ever made by Bollywood. It's basically our Godfather series. And since sex plays such an important role in the film, we thought, why not let you guys take a quiz and find out which awesome character from the movies you are!

1. What kind of porn do you watch? 

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BDSM

Porn made for and by women. 

Step-mom/sister/brother, basic incest stuff

Softcore

Don't watch porn at all. 

Indian porn

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2. Would you pay for sex? 

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Depends on how much. 

No cash for ass. 

Depends on who you are going to have sex with. 

Only if it's hygienic. 

They should pay you to have sex. 

Only if your partner can join you. 

3. Do you really care about the size of breasts or a penis? 

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Preferences are preferences. 

Not a teenager with a warped sense of what sex is supposed to be. 

Beggars can't be choosers. 

Sometimes size matters. 

It's more about the face!

No, but as long as they are in good shape. 

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Would you consider using a sex toy? 

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Definitely. 

Once you reach that level of comfort with your partner, yes. 

Oh yeah, bring on the industrial revolution. 

Only if they introduce the topic. 

No. Just no. 

Sometimes you just need to. 

5. How often do you watch porn? 

Twice a day, just like brushing your teeth.

Zindagi mein bacha hi kya hai? 

Once a day. 

Jab jahan mood bana...

Once in a while, could do more but post-nut clarity sets in pretty quick!

I have never masturbated in my whole life. 

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6. How long do you go down on her? 

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As long as she wants. 

Eww.

You want her to go down on you for eternity but won't reciprocate the gesture for remotely as long. 

You have sex just to procreate, oral sex is a sin. 

You have no idea what any of this means. 

As long as she goes down on you first. 

7. Clothes on or off? 

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Firm believer in taking clothes off gradually. 

Clothes are a real problem. Take it off at the door. 

Lingerie is fine. Everything else is just embellishment. 

Clothes on throughout. 

Whatever your partner wants. 

Too self-conscious. 

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8. You haven't seen your partner in months. What do you do, when you meet? 

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Bang bang bangety bang right from the get-go. 

Be romantic, take it slow, give them time. 

Have no partner, can't answer. 

Are virgins allowed to take this quiz? 

Set up a nice dinner, cook their favourite meal, put on some music, dress up, make it worth the wait. 

Would just like to talk to them for hours, sex isn't even on the mind. 

9. What animal do you associate most with in terms of your sexual prowess? 

Monkey

Cat

The "horn" dog

A bull

A lioness

A passive-aggressive pigeon.

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10. Music that gets you in the mood for sex? 

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Hozier

Just use any Spotify playlist designed for this specific purpose. 

Classic tabla or harmonium

Himesh Reshammiya Tera Suroor OG album. 

Asha Bhosle hi chala do. 

Shakira's voice, random interviews even.