How could any sequel ever match the level of insanity David Hasselhoff brought as a human speedboat-man in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie?
Well, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run trailer just threw Keanu Reeves in your face!
BOOM!
Keanu Reeves, the internet’s boyfriend and the new poster boy for Neo-Masculinity, can be seen as a head floating in a tumbleweed.
This unexpected turn of events has obviously made Twitter lose its shit!
We have reached the peak in cinema. #SpongeBobMovie #SaveGary pic.twitter.com/dx8lgjCFkR
— A moron on social media (@PizzaGamecube) November 14, 2019
For the longest time, I was sure we were in the boring dimension, but now I know with all certainty that we are in the dope-ass meme dimension. I love this.#SpongeBobMovie #KeanuReeves pic.twitter.com/HQEVDeIruB
— Raphaelle Deslandes (@RaphDeslandes) November 14, 2019
They did it again the madmans #SpongeBobMovie pic.twitter.com/Wc01zN19aB
— Maybe I’m Dreaming (@Charlottes_Cake) November 15, 2019
how to make the perfect movie in 2 easy steps
— ChrisDarker ! (@ChrisDarkerART) November 14, 2019
STEP 1: get Keanu in the movie…
STEP 2: there is no step 2, you only need step 1…#SpongeBobMovie pic.twitter.com/5BIFaCoBNO
Bill and Ted 3 is looking fantastic!! #SpongeBobMovie pic.twitter.com/W7bit4zvbq
— Sonic Studio (@SonicStudioProj) November 14, 2019
Wake up SpongeBob
— Chip 😎 @FE3H (@NachoChipps) November 14, 2019
WE HAVE A CITY TO BURN!#SpongeBobMovie pic.twitter.com/9zaMLy80nf
Keanu Reeves in the #SpongeBobMovie is something I didn’t know I needed pic.twitter.com/igKboUmkOv
— ~Oracle (@4eyedRaven) November 14, 2019
Keanu Reeves’ career has peaked. #SpongeBobMovie pic.twitter.com/s13O0ZR3no
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 14, 2019
To the executive or animator or writer working on #SpongeBobMovie that came up with the pitch of, “You know what live-action cameo this new Spongebob Movie needs? Keanu Reeves!”
— Rendy Jones (@Rendy_Jones) November 14, 2019
Thank You. pic.twitter.com/fx1b0ciQtr
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!! KEANU REEVES IN A SPONGE BOB MOVIE!!! I CAN DIE HAPPILY NOW IVE SEEN EVERYTHING!!! #SpongeBobMovie #KeanuReeves #keanu pic.twitter.com/nUP4drTwzY
— Harsh Maan (@Mxplitz) November 14, 2019
Well, according to the trailer, SpongeBob and Patrick on the hunt for SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, who’s gone missing, which is when they meet a floating Keanu-head saying, ‘I am made out of sage and I am a sage.’
You can watch the trailer here:
The film releases on the 22nd of May, 2020.
