33 Tope Class Gujju Jokes | 33 Hilarious Gujarati Jokes On Twitter

Gujjus, we live garbha and breathe dhokla.

If you’re a Gujarati or have ever had a Gujju friend, then you’ll probably relate to these ‘Tope Class’ (as they would say) hilarious tweets we’ve compiled.

I really thought Planet of the Apes was a gujju man using the Google Play Store.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) December 10, 2016

I’m so Gujarati that even if there’s a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) September 22, 2014

#gujju pic.twitter.com/BGoc7m4K9H
— karan (@gkaran89) October 28, 2017

When a gujju tries to fit in all the nashto of a one day trip! #gujju #gujarati #garvigujarati #gujjugyaan pic.twitter.com/tY736VYoNf
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 1, 2018

*Gujju wrote this English Love Letter on Valentine Day*Maari Deer Pusspa Ben, U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre teaTaro lower, Come less bhai…😂😂😂 #Gujju #Prem #GujratModelLove
— H_Sidhu (@Jonty_Sidhu) February 24, 2018

What a joke….!!!Scam Gujju!Check Gujju!RBI Governor Gujju!Finance Secretary’s Gujju!Planning Commission PE Gujju!.On Top (PM) Gujju!…….And all Gujju teamed up to Robb Bank of warlords!..Extent grown man warlords!😂😂😂😂#gujju = gujrat
— Er Mohd Shanu official (@ItzShaNuAnsaRi) February 18, 2018

Currently on a flight to India. Sitting on the tarmac and am hungry. My neighbor whips out dhoklas and says there’s thepla for later 😂😂 #gujjulife #gujju
— Runal Patel (@RandomlyRunal) February 18, 2018

#Gujju Spotted pic.twitter.com/8SbhGtFlw9
— Peenaz (@nautankipanti) February 13, 2018

My Gujarati mom: Can you give me that dahi walu shaak?*Brake screech sound effect as I come to a halt*Me: Mom, you mean…the kadhi???#Gujju #CanadaHasRubbedOffOnMyMom
— Neelam Gandevia (@NeelamGandevia) February 6, 2018

@Anupsonicp #sakshitanwar #KahaaniGharGharKii #kggk @StarPlus @ektaravikapoor @hotstar_helps #anupsoni #love #fun #masti #fandom #like #SuyashMehra #ParYash #JanYash #SaNup #parvati #janki #Friendship #couplegoals #Gujarati #Gujarat #gujju pic.twitter.com/CCCEwBnTcV
— Dr jeenal (@Jeenalsanup) February 4, 2018

Ben, Charni road station kidhar hai ?..#Gujju guy trying to flirt with a girl.
— Dev (@EyeKaDoctor) January 8, 2018

Friday is my second favorite F word, ……First is Fafda!! #gujju #gujarati #fafdalove #fafdalaav
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 7, 2018

Ek hoye chorPachi shaatir chorAney pachi aave”My boy friend’s clothes are not his but ours” kehvawala#gujju #gujjuchu #gujarat
— foram purohit (@PurohitForaam) January 5, 2018

#GujjuTiger Abhi Zinda Hai.🙈🙈 pic.twitter.com/6olJXvi7j1
— Dev (@EyeKaDoctor) January 3, 2018

Don’t even call yourself gujju if your poison isn’t “Chhass”!!#gujju @justgujjuthings
— Heer❤ (@m_hiral) December 15, 2017

If you aren’t a #Gujju, this wouldn’t give you #MondayMotivation 😁 pic.twitter.com/0BlmGIjlr0
— Anand Bhate (@AnandBhate) November 20, 2017

#sensex #gujju pic.twitter.com/oCGVWxOaPE
— stockguru07 (@stockguru07) November 9, 2017

How to propose #Gujarati girl… #gujju pic.twitter.com/m3Go2dOg3G
— Abhishek Panchal (@abhijpanchal) November 3, 2017

My main motivation to not sleep on cardio and leg day is Navratri. #gujju
— Ritish Dhandhusaria (@Ritish_ad) October 8, 2017

#Gujju‘s after #GST on Khakhra reduced from 12% to 5% pic.twitter.com/HZTK0BusIK
— ℓoℓℳααℓ↗ (@lolmaal) October 7, 2017

Rest of the husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se pyaar badhta hai.Gujju Husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se kharcha badhta hai.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 28, 2015

Lesson 1: Singular and Plural NounsSingular: GujjuPlural: Garba
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 15, 2015

For all those who don’t know the meaning of ‘fleek’ till now:(noun) Gujarati for ‘flick’; a filmUsage: “John Week is an ection fleek”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 28, 2016

She: Come over Me: Can’t, gotta go garbaShe: My parents aren’t hereMe: pic.twitter.com/NA3buF6xqt
— Rohan (@mojorojo) September 22, 2016

A Gujju thief never misses a chance to play Garba. pic.twitter.com/XO7ejZxnNc
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 29, 2016

Parents talk about someone for hours and at the end they conclude “javadena, apde su” #GrowingUpGujarati
— 🦄 (@roshvk18) July 15, 2015

A separate ‘Wosbesin’ for gents. #OnlyInGujarat pic.twitter.com/gdLOIYxjLt
— Branded Bawi (@ZeniaIrani) June 9, 2014

You can never be too sure if the Gujju girl is dirty talking to you or just want your TV shows. “I want your hard diks”
— dorku (@Dorkstar) October 18, 2014