I cannot lie
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 23, 2019
I must confess
I overcharge
And make a mess pic.twitter.com/8ImcbusN93
He may be small
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 20, 2019
But he exist
A little bug
I can’t resist pic.twitter.com/ZGBueE1tG6
I had a doubt
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 18, 2019
I had to check
The truth is out
I have no neck pic.twitter.com/CsoTks1T0L
I went to sleep
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 13, 2019
My legs were slack
I’m now awake
They won’t go back! pic.twitter.com/5UT30Ugy8p
I broke a thing
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 7, 2019
It made a sound
My humans heard
I can’t be found pic.twitter.com/fH4EWhvOJC
The things I seen
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) October 5, 2019
The things I felt
I won’t forget
The time I melt pic.twitter.com/p4PgHJOU7a
I did a bad
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 29, 2019
I did not mean
I made escape
I can’t be seen pic.twitter.com/GCaRp5yMY7
If I see a stranger
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 23, 2019
I view them as a threat
And if I am in danger
I make the carpet wet pic.twitter.com/5yvu3dMdDm
I see a bug
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 18, 2019
We become friends
But then I eat
The friendship ends pic.twitter.com/Mcsc41mobc
The table moved
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 17, 2019
The sofa spoke
Am I insane
Or am I woke? pic.twitter.com/TCtPekruZv
It’s not so bad
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 14, 2019
I feel okay
It’s just my tongue
Is here to stay pic.twitter.com/R5nY9ZiJC5
I’m victim to a rumour
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 9, 2019
A myth we must debunk!
My eyes have not been growing
In fact my head has shrunk! pic.twitter.com/mPNlOWJ9zd
In position
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 8, 2019
So discreet
See my human
Claw his feet pic.twitter.com/kOIpdX5KIR
I sense my planet needs me!
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 6, 2019
I have to leave today!
But also human feeds me
So in the house I stay pic.twitter.com/GkoFbLpBkk
The stage is set
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) September 4, 2019
The coast is clear
My leg goes up
My butt is here pic.twitter.com/ifaSn8GWrw
The day is here!
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 31, 2019
It’s really true!
I can confirm
I am a shoe pic.twitter.com/0hetfAVWgD
People of the Internet
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 29, 2019
Be careful what you eat!
I swallowed something in the hall
And now I have no feet pic.twitter.com/9YEjZie1jz
Went outside
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 27, 2019
Felt secure
Saw a downpipe
Now unsure pic.twitter.com/UZSQPKpCDU
I need a snack
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 25, 2019
I need a drink
Until I get
I cannot think pic.twitter.com/E6TAQaOgfz
I’ve said it before
— Curious Zelda (@CuriousZelda) August 22, 2019
I’ll say it again
The panic will stop
I just don’t know when pic.twitter.com/kK1gIIAPU2
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