When it comes to food, we all turn Joey, and Joey doesn’t share food, ji. And his philosophy stems from a behaviour common among human and animals alike.
Like, look at these real life Tom and Jerry. Jerry being all territorial about his food is relatable on a molecular level.
“Hello, Ms. Kitty, what you think you’re doin’ to my food? Space, please.”
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Not about that sharing life, sorry.
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This kitty is not ready to share even its veggies. While we’re all ‘jo mera hai, wo tera hai’ when it comes to veggies, we still understand the sentiment.
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“Hey woman, that mine. Bring here back. Grrr.”
“Tacos for two is a myth. All the tacos are mine, you can go home, loser.”
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“He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly you can’t touch his snacc.”
“I love you to death, human, but don’t touch my food.”
“Oh-hells-to-the-no!”
“Eh, birdie, you want a piece of me? Come here.”
Let the kitty eat, hooman!
Slow and steady wins the race, but fast and pacy gets the food, dammit.
“Ugh, not this guy again. I told you I don’t wanna share, Timmy. Back off, FFS.”
But, of course the rule doesn’t apply when you want someone else’s food.
#Sorrynotsorry.
“Ah, my human’s pizza. Mine of course.”
You wouldn’t wanna ask these animals to share their snackies, lest you mean to trigger WW III. You is a warned.