TVF’s Panchayat, is a quirky, laid-back look at the eccentricities of rural living, especially for someone who’s come from the big city. It’s got some hilariously understated humor delivered perfectly via the talented Raghubir Yadav, Jitendra Kumar, and Neena Gupta. Here are some of its best dialogues.
Funny Panchayat Dialogues From Season 3
1. “Dekh raha hai binod, pradhan ji gussa dikha rahe hain.”
2.“Wo MLA karna chah raha hai shanti samjhauta to karne dete hain use shanti samjhauta..”
“Haan, Kabootar bhi to udana hai..”
3. “Sham ko 7 baje chal sakte hain, main free bhi ho jaunga aur thoda andhera bhi ho jayega..
Andhere mein jaake kya karenge?”
4. Sachiv ji panchayat ka election matha par hai..Toh main kya karun pradhan ji, achcha bhala resign kar raha tha, phir wapis aa gaya is gaon mein…
5. Pradhan banne ke baad sabse pahle yahan ka baithiki band karwayenge..
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Funny Panchayat Dialogues From Season 2
1.“Ye mamuli kagaz nhi hain, mare hue logon ka hai, kabhi bhi zinda ho jayenge.”
2. “Ek number ka banrakas aadmi hai, aap uski baat ka zyada value mat dijiye.”
3. “Sach puche toh aap bakchodi kar toh rahe hain.”
4. “Jab shaadi hoga, bachcha hoga, aur ye 20 hazar me ghar chalana hoga na tab aap bhi sharabi ban jayenge.”
5. “Aap logon ke liye office hai, mere liye toh ghar hai.”
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Funny Panchayat Dialogues From Season 1
1.Prahlad ji, unko pata chal jayega ki chaar mithai tha, aur ek koi utha liya.
Kaise pata chalega? Guest ko teen piece mithai thodi dete hain? Ya toh chaar dete hain ya toh do dete hain.
2. Acha suno, andar maamla thoda tamtamaya hua hai, soch-samaj ke muh kholiyega. Ek kaam kariye, aap muh kholiye hi mat.
3. Ye Vikas ke chacha ka khet tha. Bechaare yahi bech ke beti ka dahej diye the… aur hum hi khareed liye the.
4. Aisa nahin hai ki ghar mein shauchalay nahin hai, lekin kheti ke taraf jaate hain, toh ghoome ka ghoorna ho jata hai, aur stomach saaf ho jata hai.
5. Mistri kahaan hai…aur yeh indicator kaise toot gaya?
Sir pehle kya bataye, mistri kahaan hai ki indicator kaise toot gaya?
6. Waise toh aadha dozen ka 50 rupaye maang raha tha, humne saste mein le liye. 48 rupaye
7. Bhoot-pret hote hai bhai, meri mausi pe ek baar bhoot chadh gaya tha, Mausa ji mazaak mein “Chudail, chudail bulate the, tantrik ne confirm kiya ki sach mein chudail hai.
8. Hum issko “bewakoof nahin, ‘asshole’ hi bolege.
Arre Koi Dikkat Nai, Abhishek ji ek number ke asshole hai.
9. Dulhe ke gaand ka chhed koi kaise bol sakta hai? Mera beta kya, gaand ka chhed jaise dikhta hai?
Arre mera woh matlab nahin tha- aap meaning toh dekho, personal areas mein toh ‘bewakoof aadmi’ bhi likha hai.
10. Darwaza todne ke liye kaun kaha re? Tod toh taala rahe the, darwaza se mazboot toh taala nikla.
What a great show!