Do you mostly hate people? Do headlines like Take This Quiz To Know If You’re A Sociopath give you a brain boner? Is it your mission in life to let people know they suck? Then you’re on the right page! The next time you want to fuck with someone on their birthday (or any day really), give ’em one of these wily gifts. It’ll prove that you truly do love and hate them in equal measure.
Enjoy!
1. ‘Tu Bahar Mil’ phone cover by Bewakoof
The Indian version of cash me ousside, how bou dah. Very effective.
Buy it here.
2. ‘People Hater’ Mug by ScoopWhoop Shop
People will know not to mess with you before you’ve had your morning cuppa with this bad boy in your hands.
Buy it here.
3. ‘Tumse Na Ho Payega’ shot glasses by Happily Unmarried
Show ’em who’s boss with these shot glasses.
Buy it here.
4. ‘Ullu Ka Pattha’ cushion cover by Happily Unmarried
Cushions and curses, the best of both worlds!
Buy it here.
5. ‘Phir Aa Gaya’ doormat by ScoopWhoop Shop
Let your drinking buddies know they need to clean up after last night’s debaucheries!
Buy it here.
6. ‘Ew, People’ coffee mug by Prophop24
The mug speaks for itself.
Buy it here.
7. ‘Go Away’ art print by Propshop24
For those hungover morning when you just want some space (and maybe a donut).
Buy it here.
8. ‘Tu 13 Dekh’ iPhone cover by Bewakoof
BOOM, wordplay!
Buy it here.
9. ‘Save The Drama For Your Mama’ art print by Propshop24
This is a drama-free zone right here!
Buy it here.
10. ‘Zero Fucks Given’ t-shirt by Cyankart
Like, literally not even 1 fuck. Like 0. It’s crazy how little the giving of fucks here is.
Buy it here.
11. ‘Llama Drama’ t-shirt by Cyankart
Llama Llama
Red Pyjama
Me no never need no drama
Buy it here.
12. ‘What You Looking At’ mousepad by Madanyu
The best defense is the classic crazy-eye offense.
Buy it here.
13. ‘He Who Must Not Be Disturbed’ tapestry by Postergully
No entry, especially for filthy muggles.
Buy it here.
14. ‘Fuck Off’ phone cover by Postergully
Sometimes you just gotta keep it simple.
Buy it here.
15. ‘Need More Space’ tote bag by The Souled Store
Please maintain one-planet distance.
Buy it here.
16. ‘Don’t Like People’ tote bag by The Souled Store
This is literally the only bag I need in life.
Buy it here.
17. ‘Screw You Guys’ notebook by The Souled Store
Cartman always knows just what to say.
That’s all, folks!