SchoolGuy: I’ve mild feverTeacher: you should’ve not comeOfficeGuy: I’ve 102 fever,fractured both hands, ICU caseBoss: ho sake to aaja

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 16, 2016

Boss sends email, then sends chat msg “I sent an email”, then comes to desk saying “I sent an email”. Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.

— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) May 15, 2013

*On call*

Me : Sir Kal Toofan aayega, Delhi mein high alert hai…Boss : Thik hai aatey waqt pahadganj se kachori aur pakore pack krva liyo…*Sobs*— Vaibhav… (@lamevaibhav) May 6, 2018

Waking up at 6:00 am every day during 12 years of school?Meh, no biggie. Waking up for at 8:00 am every day for office?NA HO PAYEGA.

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 2, 2014

“Chalo coffee peete hai!” – 4 magical words in office

— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) September 29, 2015

Wen you ask boss for an appraisal pic.twitter.com/MO3ay9u6Sb

— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput 💃 (@swatic12) June 10, 2018

They place you in a cubicle and ask you to think outside the box.

— Chaitonde (@tantanoo) February 15, 2013

There is a thick line between going to office and working.

— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) February 6, 2014

When your boss walks by and you gotta pretend you are working pic.twitter.com/QoLfrFqhAU

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) June 15, 2018

When I reach office early morning for the meeting and it gets canceled pic.twitter.com/tFonSIKoUk

— dorku (@Dorkstar) June 27, 2014

When boss asks about the progress on a project pic.twitter.com/daViH1TvCo

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) March 29, 2018

I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I’m late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.

— Mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015

When the boss enters the office at 5 pm so you pretend to work even though you are done for the day. pic.twitter.com/PAV3n3Wbmy

— Bade Chote (@badechote) August 21, 2018

Me: SIR, THE OFFICE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!Boss: hmm. will talk to HR department about it and see.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) August 18, 2015

Salary left after TDS pic.twitter.com/Gn2B6EGDY8

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) June 24, 2018

Age 16: “Jab bada ho jaoonga tab at least school se homework toh nahi milega”Age 26: *back home from office* *checks phone* *9 new emails*

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) April 21, 2016

Every employee in this office keeps a picture of their family on their desk to remind themselves everyday of who they’re disappointing.

— Namaah (@thehappyn00dle) November 25, 2011

IT department in any Office should be renamed to Hit & Trial dept.”Sir, Internet explorer me try karo, shayad chal jaayega”

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) January 28, 2016

*Has no work*ugh what’s this boring life! Waste of potential.*Gets a little work*wtf is this? Itna sara kaam ek sath! Main nahi kar raha.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 9, 2017

Me : When will you raise my salary?Boss : pic.twitter.com/S0zjqrXzfB

— Bade Chote (@badechote) January 16, 2018

Pic 1 : Salary creditedPic 2 : After 10 days. pic.twitter.com/bg0K4olMpk

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 3, 2015

If your superiors ever tell you you’re underperforming at work remind them what happened to Katekar when he started taking his job seriously.

— Netflix India (@NetflixIndia) August 20, 2018

Boss on call: U r late for officeMe: But its holiday today bcoz of floodsB: Not 4 those who wrote ‘Risk taking’ as their strength in CV

— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput 💃 (@swatic12) August 30, 2017

Dear Boss,If there is room for improvement in my work,there is house for improvement in my salary.

— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) June 5, 2013

After a long sessions of begging for leave, when my boss Finally approves my LeaveMe~ pic.twitter.com/151rn5aBfN

— Akshoy Chaudhary (@theakki) August 14, 2018