Zindagi mein 3 cheezein kabhi bhi aa sakti hai. Maut, fart aur tharak. While the former two are inevitable, the latter can thankfully, be taken care of.
Long live masturbation.
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However, there are instances when you feel super horny in public places. But cannot ‘help yourself’. Because public indecency.
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Hence, to ‘help you out’ in awkward situations like these, here’s presenting the Jerk Shirt; a ‘revolutionary’ invention by Cam Soda, the shirt comes with a prosthetic hand so that you can shake it up in incognito mode.
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However, we really doubt whether we want this in public spaces.
I mean imagine sitting next to a guy doing this…
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Moreover, we genuinely feel it’ll just make things easier for creeps in public places.
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Also, check out their hilariously awkward ad right here. (Kinda NSFW)
We’re all for new inventions and technological progress but this is taking it a bit too far.
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