Those of you out there who are single and have entrusted Tinder with your search for the perfect partner will know – this search doesn’t go nearly as smoothly as advertised. In fact, it’s so far from the mere concept of smooth, you’ve most likely seen everything from mildly entertaining, to hil-AH-rious, to just-f*cking-NO.
Well, we’ve got a collection of the most ridiculous Tinder interactions EVER from Tinder Nightmares‘ Instagram for your utter amusement. Go ahead, relate. And more importantly, know that you’re nowhere close to alone.
This budding poet’s wasted rhyme
This animal “lover”
This shrewd businessman
This guy knows exactly what he’s looking for
Uh. Relationship goals..?
When Netflix gives him unrealistic expectations
Way to serenade a girl
Just foodie things, I guess
At least this guy’s honest
This one that goes straight for full-weird
And speaking of full-weird
This utter and complete bad boy
Dreamboat alert!
The one that’s offended easy
The one with the foolproof plan
This one that’s keeping it real. Like horribly real
The one with the perfect conversation starter
The uh… actual bad boy. Or the doesn’t-know-it’s-not-funny boy
The Ted Mosby. He’s real. He’s out there
The pitifully clueless
This Santa ki aulaad
The English expert
This subscriber of Reverse Psychology Weekly
The one that’s utterly NOT “you’re” type of guy
That rare one with a sense of humour about rejection
This one with foresight
The guy with one cheesy line that he scares everyone away with
The indirectly direct
Such polite. So gentleman. Much wow
The one who dives straight into “freaky”
The one that makes you feel straight up concerned
This guy that doesn’t even need words to appear desperate AF
The “Apni friend se baat karva do.”
This one with his own, very specific agenda for a girlfriend
Honesty level 999
Honesty + Google analogy. What’s not to like?!
The night owl. That doesn’t know when to stop hooting
The one with very specific concerns
The guy with a twist ending
That escalated quickly
I guess confidence is good..?
The one going for the long con. *LOL* Like really long
The complete and utter charmer
Yep. There’s a lot more ‘crazy’ out there than the mind can fathom. So keep swiping. If not to find your soulmate, at least for some guaranteed entertainment.
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