You don’t know what drama IS until you’ve watched Indian television, son. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. The long close-ups, the emotional music, the faded-in flashbacks… we’ve seen it all.

The real question is, what if some of our favourite American shows were to walk the Indian show walk even as they talk their own talk? Well, someone answered this truly crucial question by bringing us a version of Ross and Emily’s wedding scene in F.R.I.E.N.D.S that would fit Indian television screens like a horrifying glove.

Curious? Watch on.

Intense, right? Well, what did you expect? I hope it wasn’t subtlety or realism… ‘Cause dat just ain’t how Indian TV shows roll, muthafu**a!