Ever felt like telling your ex how you really feel about his pictures? But didn’t want him to know you cared? Well, a songwriter on Twitter is offering to comment ‘Yikes’ on your ex’s selfies if you Venmo him $5 and this is the kind of service Twitter needs!
for $5 i will write “yikes” under one of your ex’s selfies
— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 15, 2019
okay, the requests are coming in.
— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 16, 2019
plz *specify* which selfie. otherwise, I will choose their most recent.
if they have no selfies (trash) I will pick a photo where they seem too pleased with themselves.
Isaiah Garnica shared screenshots of the comment on various Instagram accounts and we are shook.
Still making my way thru requests. Thank you for your patience.
— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 16, 2019
You all deserve better. 🌈 pic.twitter.com/zyINhtpbUs
However, if you’re on a budget, then he even has a $3 option for you.
for the budget bitches:
— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 18, 2019
$3 to write “eek”
People are loving his public service.
I honestly didn’t think you were serious! LMFAO. This thread is like the gift that keeps on giving
— Rose 🌹New-Win (@Rosie_Baby926) October 16, 2019
I know it’s going to say “yikes” every time. I know that. However, after I read their selfie caption & I then read “yikes” in the comments, it is still funny. Well played.
— witfixcreative (@witfixcreative) October 17, 2019
Holy shit this is the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen.
— Gnarles Hellso (@Kelsomatic) October 17, 2019
OMFG I'm laughing so hard my dog is concerned about me
— kasie (@band_of_ferrets) October 17, 2019
Does it cost extra for all caps
— 🕷🕸Trick or Tweet🕸🕷 (@iam_lizzyfierce) October 17, 2019
Ready with your $5 of pettiness? You’ll have to wait a bit though, as he has over 200 requests to go through.