In today’s bizarre news, here’s offering you a product you didn’t even know you needed.
There is now a jacuzzi, and its prime focus is your crown jewels. Yeah, you read that right. The product titled ‘Testicuzzi‘ is a mini-hot tub for your testicles, if you’d fancy a little soak after a long, tiring day in your tighty-whities.
This is a real thing people, not some gag-product you’d want to gift your bros. Check out this very legitimate advertisement for Testicuzzi.
Like most other bright ideas, this too came up after a conversation amongst friends. But rather than letting it be just funny conversation fodder, these friends made it see the light of day and gave us a real product. According to their website,
What started out as a funny conversation between friends a year ago, quickly turned into a conversation of ‘We Should Totally Do This!’ The Testicuzzi was conceived in a conversation about Dating, Drinking and Random Trends. As many of those go, we decided to take what ultimately was funny conversation and turn it into reality.
The team made multiple prototypes of the product using 3D printing. The very sleek looking product looks exactly like what it’s meant to do, and leaves most of it up to your imagination.
The production description for this little hot tub reads,
The Testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man that genuinely cares about his testicles hap-penis. One dunk of the boys into this fine testicle jacuzzi is sure to tickle your fancy and sooth your manliness.The Testicuzzi features an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on, a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into, battery-powered bubbles and hours of pleasure.
Yeah, that’s quite descriptive. It comes in three varients: black, white and a 14K gold if you feel like fishing out USD 10,000 for your boys.
The estimate delivery date for the product is around mid-December. So if you’re looking for the perfect Christmas gift, look no further. As a girl, my only regret in life will be that I cannot test this Testicuzzi, cuz it sounds like heaven.
