While Liverpool sits at the top of the English Premier League, they do have a very old habit of slipping at crucial moments *cough cough Steven Gerrard*. Manchester City meanwhile is a close second, which is sad because they have a shit ton of money.

So in the spirit of the age-old tradition of football banter, we decided to see which of these teams can deliver the best burn on a cold Saturday night!

Well, we’ll see who wins the league. Until then, as a United fan, I am gonna go cry a bit. 

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