So many people dream of working at big tech companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Facebook, et cetera, but a guy on LinkedIn works in all of them at once. But not in the way you’re thinking!
A Twitter user shared a snapshot from a man’s LinkedIn profile showcasing hilarious job descriptions for the Big Tech Companies that got everybody in splits.
This guy wins at Linkedin pic.twitter.com/EPaJLROGtY
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) August 30, 2022
So apparently, this man is a Facebook lover who loves searching his own name on Google and ordering his favourite products from Amazon while postponing Apple updates for up to 8 months and paying for a shared Netflix account used by 5 family members spread across the world. (Woah! Is this guy a genius or what?)
His job description has made me realize that LinkedIn is truly a social media for the professional world because people end up putting really bizarre and unforgettable job descriptions at times.
Here’s how Twitteratis reacted to it.
Hahaha. I hate LinkedIn. But I check it, and then I feel like I need a shower. https://t.co/OVTZxReom0
— Kiwi In LOS (@kiwi_los) September 1, 2022
I too have received #1 ranking for search results of my name. https://t.co/3vQDzXE2ow
— Heber Rowan (@HeberRowan) September 1, 2022
Here’s another guy who argued a lot at Google.
this guy has him beat https://t.co/MwJHLCTBhT
— Stammy (@Stammy) August 30, 2022
And there’s this person who’s very ‘content.’
The real winner. pic.twitter.com/0shBjukWcI
— Return on Ingested Caffeine (@ROICaffeine) August 30, 2022
Truly. I also succeeded in getting free access to Netflix once. I have been a great Account Recruiter in the past!
Lol this is how you write a resume
— Matt Jugo (@Jeanvaljean689) August 31, 2022
Don’t be shy, every accomplishment matters! https://t.co/Jwz2P9cRvd
Work-In-Progress.
Time to remodel my LinkedIn https://t.co/zxKObTYjoW
— apple event when (@Hassan291999) August 31, 2022
What makes it even funnier is that some people put stuff like this in their profile unironically
— Ari (@Arintheia) August 30, 2022
This is how you do it. https://t.co/62hVZt08dE
— Melanie Bonnet (@MelanieABonnet) August 31, 2022
Ahh! We truly are.
We are all FAANG. https://t.co/WVaJdrWpAd
— Dave Lu 呂曉龍 (@davelu) September 1, 2022
Most amusing thing I’ve seen today on the Interwebs. https://t.co/MP2CPKMil3
— Dave Blazek (@LoosePartsGuy) August 31, 2022
Tricks of the trade!
corporate spins https://t.co/MncQZkp5TV
— Marcello Crivelli 📌 (@mjcrivelli) August 31, 2022
Here’s a truth bomb.
Not a single lie in that. Better than most resumes. https://t.co/Ucq9o7uiAA
— PennySlayer (@SlayerPenny) August 31, 2022
He just beat Linkedin https://t.co/MnN2TqHNMA
— Kull (@Gilkull) August 31, 2022
Alls ya gotta do to get noticed is work for the all the biggest Silicon Valley and Seattle based companies on earth for literally two decades.. and then also have a cute LinkedIn profile. Take notice, newbs!
— Matt McCollum (@lifesaPCH) August 31, 2022
Lulz.
These companies really should be paying us or giving us some kind of cut of revenue. Especially META & ALPHABET.
— Thozi | Freelance Digital Marketer👨🏾💻 (@ThoziTheCreator) August 31, 2022
Are you also updating your LinkedIn? Shouldn’t every BIG or SMALL contribution matter? So I work at Google, Facebook, Amazon, Spotify, Netflix, Apple, Nykaa, and so many other companies besides my career in writing. I am loaded guys!
