Today, Pakistan lost to India by 89 runs. Now, Pakistan was thoroughly outplayed by India in all departments of the game.
That being said, Pakistani Twitter was on something today. We don’t know what it was, but they were all funny AF. Don’t take our word for it.
itna chutiya tou shaitan nay insaan ko nahi banaya jitna shoaib malik nay humain bana diya hay
— A h m e d (@Ahlvled_) June 16, 2019
Don’t call me a traitor, but look at the Indian players, they look like proper athletes, our players look like they’ve eaten two plates of waris nihari with feeqay ki lassi and benazir kulfa, all at once.
— شاہ زیب خان (@shzbkhn) June 15, 2019
Ek harami player out hota hai uss se bhi bara harami player aa jata hai. What is this team.
— Abdullah (@abdullahmajeed_) June 16, 2019
Indian Captain vs. Pakistani Captain #INDvPAK #PAKvIND pic.twitter.com/XWU08m1iHF
— Sam 🇵🇰 (@iamsam_PTI) June 15, 2019
india tou humain aisi phainti laga raha hay jaise kohinoor hum nay churaya ho
— A h m e d (@Ahlvled_) June 16, 2019
500 is on. 350 India k aur 150 humare.
— Ranting Pakistani (@RantsPakistani) June 16, 2019
Agar hum apna saara budget world cup mein India per laga k double karlein toh Kya humari economy stable ho sakti hai?
— Garmi Mein Kharab (@fay_alif) June 16, 2019
Kisi nai saee kaha tha ke Pakistan wo team hai jab bowling karay tou lagta hai batting pitch hai, aur jab batting karay tou lagta hai bowling pitch hai.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) June 16, 2019
When I die I want Sarfaraz to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time
— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) June 16, 2019
Imran Khan: if you win toss choose batting..
— Ak47♛ (@HolaItsAk47) June 16, 2019
Sarfraz: pic.twitter.com/QBHdxj1CQm
health instructors
— my entitlement is well deserved (@shahitukray) June 16, 2019
explaining to sarfaraz
why a monitored diet
is important for his
performance: sarfaraz: pic.twitter.com/TyLfDuLSXA
Pak fans on Saturday: “rain go away, we want Pak to play”
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) June 16, 2019
Sunday morning: “rain come back…”
Rain: pic.twitter.com/drWs7CFYYS
Ab koi indian humare players ki english ka mazak bnaye tou counter pe ye bhi nahi keh skte k “they’re gone there to play cricket, not to speak english”, behnchodon se wou bhi nahi ho pa rahi.
— شاہ زیب خان (@shzbkhn) June 16, 2019
Me: ok I think we are have stabilized the batting now, we have a chance.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) June 16, 2019
Inner me: pic.twitter.com/NpQTNYo1EL
Kitny selfish players hn indians. 3,4 logo ko sirf Batting karnay detay hain
— Omar 🚬 (@omar_bulao) June 16, 2019
Hum Pakistanio se seekhain Kuch sabko Batting milti hai. Equality#IndiaVsPakistan
Tou halaat kuch yooun hain: pic.twitter.com/5cyIHbzHZM
— Khabees Orat (@Khabeees) June 16, 2019
Na partition hoti na hum zaleel ho rahe hote
— Aleena (@alinaamajeed) June 16, 2019
Oh man, we all need to learn from this. The whole world needs to. This is what gracefully accepting a defeat looks like. Or maybe, they are just sad and humour is a good coping mechanism. So who knows.
