I have a joke about facts, but they don’t exist anymore. https://t.co/GnlKYQXbcN
— Swara Bhasker (@ReallySwara) July 24, 2020
Here are a few of our favourite ‘I have a joke’ template tweets:
I have a joke on journalism, but it’s off air
— Faye DSouza (@fayedsouza) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on democracy but it’s already been told in 2014.
— Saket Gokhale (@SaketGokhale) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on GST… oh fuck, GST bharna bhool gayi.
— Kusha Kapila (@KushaKapila) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on architecture, but I’m still building it up. https://t.co/KOeGbqFoYJ
— shei (@sheiknowsbest) July 24, 2020
I have a PayTM joke but cannot tell it as it's KYC not yet done https://t.co/AnslT80Htk
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) July 24, 2020
I have a HR joke
— Tinu Cherian Abraham (@tinucherian) July 24, 2020
But we will get back to you soon.https://t.co/A8pP7L93NJ
I have a joke on Amit Shah but I like my morning walks.
— Shivam Vij (@DilliDurAst) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on banks but I'll tell it after lunch. https://t.co/SR5FcvlwxZ
— अंशुल (@Ghair_Kanooni) July 23, 2020
We have a joke on oregano sachets, but we’re saving it for later.
— Zomato (@ZomatoIN) July 24, 2020
I’ve a director joke, but I’d much rather shoot you. https://t.co/4dEv83TRFz
— Karan Anshuman (@krnx) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on Pragya Thakur But her scooter is parked in front of my house
— Mr.Fixit (@yippeekiyay_dk) July 24, 2020
I have a joke about misogyny but it’s already been mansplained.
— Lavanya Ballal | ಲಾವಣ್ಯ ಬಲ್ಲಾಳ್ (@LavanyaBallal) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on Nepotism but will only tell it to my kids.
— Vipul Goyal (@HumorouslyVipul) July 24, 2020
i have a joke on consent but men won’t understand it
— Shreemi Verma (@shreemiverma) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on a joker but he’s in a disguise.
— Anubhav Sinha (Not Bollywood) (@anubhavsinha) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on Arnab Goswami. He is a journalist.
— Mehek (@MehekF) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on a cave but it's too Dark, I'll post after 33 years maybe.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on alcohol but will only tell to Ravi Shastri..
— Oyeee_Sunnn♥️ (@Salehasiddique3) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on Indian Matchmaking but you need to compromise to get it.
— Akshay Nayar (@akshayn31) July 24, 2020
I have a UPSC joke, but I haven’t cracked it
— Gurpriya (@GurpriyaSidhu) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on boxing, but you can’t handle the punch 🤓
— Gaurav Kapur (@gauravkapur) July 24, 2020
I have a Joke on Filmfare. But only starkids are going to get it.
— Shubham (@sensecaari) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on Bhabhiji Papad but I am Bhabhiji 🙏🏽
— Renuka Shahane (@renukash) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on radiologists , but aap pehle peshab rok kar aao
— Dr shubham (@skhatod25) July 23, 2020
I have a joke on uday bhai but ye control nhi kr payga pic.twitter.com/nbVSQMA1OA
— आत्मनिर्भर Sachin Keshri (@GreebLadka) July 24, 2020
I HAVE A JOKE ON RAHUL GANDHI, BUT HE ALREADY IS ONE 😜😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/mEsbmGHA0K
— RUPESH R. BABHULE (@DECEPTIVEWORLD) July 24, 2020
I have a joke on OpIndia, but they'll write an article on it.
— Pooja 🌈 (@Pooja_Chaudhuri) July 24, 2020
someone – i have a joke on ___
— Abhilasha (@duskyweirdo) July 24, 2020
me – pic.twitter.com/44lEK0eTEe
I have a joke but the editors didn’t approve.