What does ‘I’m feeling lucky’ even mean?

Remember that, guys? That thing next to ‘Advanced Search’. Anyone ever click on that?

For the longest time, I had no idea what it meant. 

I mean, was I getting free booze? Was Clint Eastwood about to shoot me between my eyes? I didn’t know.

It’s just such a ridiculous thing to say. Like, why am I feeling lucky using Google? Did Google know that I was using my neighbour’s Wifi? 

Well, for the benefit of the masses, I would like to inform you that if you typed something and clicked on that, it would directly open the top result on the list. 

That sounds like gambling and not like I am feeling lucky! That’s the devil’s work!

And Google never even got rid of that shit. We all make mistakes as teenagers but now that you’re 21, delete that shit!