It’s time for Diwali. Which means it’s also time for the traditional Diwali ki safai, and Diwali ki party. And these memes perfectly describe what goes down at every Diwali party:
1. You’re either ready for a wedding or ready for playing Holi – there is no in-between.
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2. Yeh party toh shuru hote hi khatam ho gai.
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3. Note to self: High card pe nahin khelte!
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4. I was born to gamble.
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5. Kya se kya ho gaya, khelte khelte.
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6. Party to attend: 1. Outfits kept: 100. *Just in case*
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7. Iss party se achha toh bonus hi de dete.
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8. Number of Diwali party invites = Letters Harry got from Hogwarts.
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9. Just like demonetization was meant to benefit the public, not the government.
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10. Agar haar ke jeetne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain, galti se jeetne walo ko kya kehte hain?
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11. ‘LIT’ party!
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12. Diwali party wala love.
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13. Satsang hi rakh lete.
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14. Excuse me, did I open the cupboard to the Ambani universe?
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15. Paisa toh haath ki mail hai.
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16. New number, who dis?
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17. Why you do this to me?
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18. Poo bani Parvati!
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19. Went to 10 parties but can’t put a single selfie on Instagram.
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Don’t forget to buy soan papdi on your way to the next party!
Design credits: Lucky Mehendiratta