Periods have been ruining female lives for centuries now. Months come and months go, what remains is a uterus that has the tendency to get pissed off every time a body isn’t impregnated. The anger of the uterus comes out in the form of blood and severe cramps which the ladies have to suffer no matter what. 

“Period jokes aren’t funny. Period.”

Funny or not, they make for some really entertaining tweets. Here is a compilation of some of the most hilarious period jokes. 

1. An accurate analysis of the pain.

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 2. #NotAllMen get it. Get it? GET IT?

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 3. The nature of a trigger isn’t important at all… so STFU!

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 4. When your and mother nature’s goals don’t align.

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 5. NOTHING FEELS GOOD. OKAY. GO AWAY.

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 6. I wonder how #RadheMaa feels about this.

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 7. Period jokes > Poop jokes 

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 8. This pressure is real AF.

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 9. Yeah Uterus! WTF is your problem, you bloody piece of… me. 

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 10. Redefining dirty and bloody at the same time.

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 11. Patriarchy sucks because… it sucks.

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 12. Is it pad or is it pad?

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 13. Your face is for pussies. 

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 14. *Rolls on the floor, laughing, covered in blood*

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 15. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch…

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 16. “I won’t go in the water, you guys. I’ll have fun in the sand.” *Wets the sand with tears*

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 17. No, Fuck you!

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 18. Ofcourse! How did I forget about the inevitable monthly crime scene?

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 19. “Really? Why don’t I hit you in your balls and then we decide?”

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 20. Moooooooooooooooom, are you kidding me right now?

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 21. Red is a way of life once a week, every month. 

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 22. Hi. I am a woman. I am a creator of human life and blood Tsunamis, sometimes.

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23. Rants are my favourite. What’s your problem? Go, get me a choco lava shake with peanut butter.

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 24. Nobody has seen the kind of things my fancy-ass underwears have.

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25. You know, just to be clear.

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 26. Hi. I am dying but can I help you?

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 27. God and his funny ways. Ha – ha.

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That was it from our end.

What are some of the funniest period jokes that you have come across? Let ’em jokes flow.