As a kid, I learnt that necessity is the mother of all inventions.
People needed light, so bulbs were invented. They needed to communicate easily, so telephones were invented.
Inspired by the exact same idea, the famous condom brand Manforce has come up with the ‘adrak-honey’ condoms.
So how do you want to start your winter mornings?#ManforceAdrak #ChooseWisely pic.twitter.com/p15sfRxLbG
— Manforce Condoms (@ManforceIndia) January 20, 2018
Because curing a sore throat in winters is almost as big a necessity as having sex (you can disagree but you know you’re wrong).
India is a tea loving nation and it was no surprise that adrak chai jokes started flooding Twitter soon after the announcement.
Husband: Yeh chai mein adrak nai hai! *Frustrated wife hands over the condom *Yeh daal do flavour aa jayega! pic.twitter.com/RItBtGgtY6
— Lost Soul (@MumbaiyaChori) January 21, 2018
On a One Nice MorningGuy:- Honey Can you Make One Cup Of TeaGirl :- Sure!!!Girl:- You want Adrak on in….Guy:- Yupss..”Pulling Out Condom from The Drawer”Girl:- Here is it Manforce Tea And Adrak Flavour Condom..””Wahh Taj””Oops “”Wahh Manforce””😂😂😂😂
— Harsh Raj (@HarshRa49433344) January 22, 2018
If you love adrak ki chai here is #ManforceAdrak condom for you @ManforceIndia pic.twitter.com/UERwQzjWJR
— Vasu (@vishpeele) January 21, 2018
#ManforceAdrak @ManforceIndia Hehehe.., If you have cough in your throat so, you can chew the #Adrak_with_honey flavored #condom #funny ,😂😂😂😂😂😂
— King S (@iLoveRadhika) January 21, 2018
During SexGuy :- Give me Blow JobGirl :- I have Harsh ThroatGuy :- No Worries I Have MF Adrak And Honey Flavour Condom”MF ka Condom lo Khich Khich Dur Karo”😂😂😂😂
— Harsh Raj (@HarshRa49433344) January 20, 2018
Presently no compelling reason to put ‘ Adrak’ in Adrak wali chai , simply supplant the bread rolls with this kind of condom and make the most of your customary tea. #ManforceAdrak @ManforceIndia
— 👑 Anurag : ) 👑 (@anuragalive) January 21, 2018
#ManforceAdrak condom makes it great entry into India. Rejoice adrak chai lovers as you got the flavor you needed @ManforceIndia pic.twitter.com/ftilZX1KZj
— BachcheMannKeSachhe (@hulkDcult) January 21, 2018
There were queries and suggestions, too.
Now i am so confused its now adrak , what next will be adraklasun paste , and later on adraklasun ka bhuna masala condom #ManforceAdrak #comedy #hindifunny
— Varun Khullar (@varunkhullars) January 21, 2018
Are we getting dhaniya, haldi, mirchi, torai, Lockyer, tinda next? https://t.co/CT14HspZyo
— Geetika Rustagi (@geetiga) January 20, 2018
Waiting for Cumin, Asafoetida and Tamrind flavour to make a full masala tray of condoms to sell. https://t.co/fEaJXZneSP
— Vishal Mehra (@capturethecatch) January 19, 2018
While most people find the idea absurd, this is not the first time the company has gone full Master Chef while making flavours.
Last year they introduced achari flavour so that people could literally add some extra spice to their sex life.
Guys, now that you are at it, I’m wondering if you can also come up with, like, a momo chutney flavour?
Or biryani?
Okay, rasgulla, maybe?
We’ll see if they oblige to my requests but till then you can definitely enjoy your morning chai with a little bit of a twist.