Twitter never disappoints. No matter what happens around the world, Twitter has an opinion and it’s almost always funny. Speaking of which, we present to you the funniest Indian tweets of 2018.
Saturday n Sunday with Monday pic.twitter.com/mzKkbfE7od
— SwatKat💃 (@swatic12) March 10, 2018
Chappal meaning 🤣🤣🤣 #desi #southasian #indian #funny pic.twitter.com/30hyldLsCC
— Rips Ali (@rips500) December 27, 2017
Whoever did this is a genius! Wtf😂 pic.twitter.com/dE2te0NYMB
— #BBC (@babaBC) November 16, 2018
Rahul Dravid, after watching Rahane’s shot selection. #AusvInd pic.twitter.com/WepVP4WjsJ
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 6, 2018
When panwala shouts from behind ” Bhaiya aapka Vimal ka packet toh yehi reh gya ” . pic.twitter.com/kroZpqImn4
— Hunटरर ♂ (@nickhunterr) December 3, 2018
You know it’s true. pic.twitter.com/GSRsEnp8rO
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 11, 2018
“WTF happened?”
“Some dude looking like Vin Diesel showed up and….” pic.twitter.com/pBbzRURxa6— Kajol Srinivasan (@LOLrakshak) November 7, 2018
Bhai ke insta me bhi story nahi hai 😥😥 pic.twitter.com/v7Ubvr27th
— निशाचर The Niffler (@nishacharr) December 4, 2018
Modi to Nehru ji – pic.twitter.com/QhF35ydZSC
— Junglee🇮🇳 (@Junglee0007) November 24, 2018
UK: “Candy Floss. Sounds tasty.”
US: “Cotton Candy. Sound even better.”UP: “Budhiya ke baal”— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 4, 2018
Sonu Sood saal bhar body banata hai climax mein pitne ke liye
— adrak (@ubercoolosis) December 3, 2018
Kyun hume itni khushi de di ki ghabrata hai dil was legit written by a millennial
— Mia Rukherjee (@tweetria) November 28, 2018
Pehle mein bahut superstitious tha phir pata nahi kiski nazar lag gayi 🤣🤣🤣
— 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖙 (@iKunaal) March 17, 2018
Priya Prakash failure#PriyaPrakashVarrier pic.twitter.com/BLkjUeMKwd
— D J 🎧↙️ (@djaywalebabu) March 17, 2018
Every Rahul Gandhi speech ever pic.twitter.com/3WAX6LkweH
— Rishav Sharma (@rishav_sharma1) December 5, 2018
Middle class logic:
“Raat ko jo bhi subzi bach jaaye, subh uske pranthe banake dedo bacho ko”— Gaindaswamy (@GaindaSwamy) December 5, 2018
Doc ~ Agar aapka heart transplant nahi kiya to koi umeed nai hai.
Lady ~ Ye to aap mera dil rakhne ke liye bol rahe.— निशाचर The Niffler (@nishacharr) December 1, 2018
Person : I live in Saki Naka
Don’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItDon’t Say ItIndian TV comedian : Iski maaka— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) November 28, 2018
Indian parents push you very hard in life so that one day, you’re successful enough to pay for regular therapy.
— chethana (@iamdatemike) November 25, 2018
Beehive A has 50 bees, beehive B has 31.
Which one has higher population of bees?Both have nearly the same population. Dono main 19 bees ka farak hai.— mallikarjuna kalika (@FieryGrilled) November 27, 2018
Friend : Maine jo Tujhe 5000 Rs diye the mujhe wapas chahiye
Me : ye leFriend: Ye Toh chillar haiMe : Haan toh time ke sath sb kch change Ho jaata hai— 🇮🇳Devesh Pandey🇮🇳 (@Jhalla_wallah) November 30, 2018
जज़्बा। pic.twitter.com/F7NxX17K6L
— निशाचर The Niffler (@nishacharr) December 2, 2018
Uber : There are 5 cabs near you, just 2 minutes away. Do you want to book an Uber?
Me : Yes, book itUber : Done. Your Uber will take 20 minutes to arrive— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) November 28, 2018
Modi: So you married Nick. Does that make him..
Priyanka: Please don’t say it.Modi: …your AADHAAR half? pic.twitter.com/RsjkF4C8Dy— Harsh Mittal (@Bhand_Engineer) December 6, 2018
Every Single Time pic.twitter.com/abY8JNmy40
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 27, 2018
Please stop making jokes on Mumbai winters. They are not cool
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) November 26, 2018
When a WagonR is manufactured pic.twitter.com/lxiAV4Dxsv
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) November 24, 2018
People with fake accent.. pic.twitter.com/LDtDewy6c3
— Bruce Wayne 🦇 (@WaizArd20) November 11, 2018
The tradition of going home for Diwali was started by Ram. #HappyDiwali
— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) November 7, 2018
Delhi couples right now #DelhiAirPollution pic.twitter.com/8IuIP4BaIL
— Moody Motu (@MoodyMotu) November 5, 2018
What’s similar between Google Pay and Irfan Pathan?
A. Dono shuruaat me Tez the— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 31, 2018
Akshay Kumar when directors narrate him scripts. pic.twitter.com/5VHNhqrI8E
— Bade Chote (@badechote) December 6, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg to all Facebook users pic.twitter.com/l9yLEKKr24
— Bade Chote (@badechote) December 4, 2018
Me teaching PUBG to newbies. #SimmbaTrailer pic.twitter.com/rsDkLt76D2
— Bade Chote (@badechote) December 3, 2018
When your Uber driver reaches the location without calling and stays silent during the whole trip. pic.twitter.com/lZchEeoECb
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 25, 2018
When winters have just arrived and you already have a blocked nose. pic.twitter.com/BdZ8CPMiRp
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 21, 2018
Adidas vs Abidas pic.twitter.com/EOtOZPyRdD
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 12, 2018
That one friend who says, “ab seriously padh lete hain” during group study. pic.twitter.com/sQbFqBk7FL
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 28, 2018
How I avoid meeting relatives at family functions pic.twitter.com/rUBkXaQ43K
— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 30, 2018
delhi defending firecrackers pic.twitter.com/Z6aDGT3HQU
— joke peralta (@floydimus) October 23, 2018
Bhagwan mujhe judge karne se pehle apna privilege check kar lena akele omniscience se kitna headstart milta hai pata bhi hai by God
— Gaurav Mishra (@GuthleeCounter) October 18, 2018
If Bunty from Sacred Games made a Rangoli pic.twitter.com/RWnNy2VOQy
— Bade Chote (@badechote) November 1, 2018
Pee like nobody’s watching you
– Indian men— Srishti Millicent (@SuchAMisfit) December 5, 2018
Got it on #WhatsApp… pic.twitter.com/eTgnhEweuk
— MANJUL (@MANJULtoons) November 22, 2018
daily ranveer-deepika are like pic.twitter.com/kxrZa9EsQJ
— DR. GILL (@ikpsgill1) November 21, 2018
A struggling actor proves his acting skills to become a star.
Star-kids just lose weight.— Vishesh Arora (@vishesharora19) November 19, 2018
DONE……….! pic.twitter.com/8ZWorJrYNn
— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna) November 27, 2017
When you’re a waterfall but afraid of height.. pic.twitter.com/X3zr2ltWuA
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 15, 2017
If Avengers were made in Bollywood. pic.twitter.com/gMAgRG8ynC
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 9, 2018
When you ask Rohit Sharma, “Opening karna achha lagta hi?” #INDvAUS pic.twitter.com/T0CsnExcTu
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 25, 2018
When you tell your barber “baal chhote kar de” and he makes you bald pic.twitter.com/UcAIk90fFI
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 20, 2018
Apple iPhone kaunsi company ka phone hai? https://t.co/ggG6YoUrG0
— 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖙 (@iKunaal) November 28, 2018
When the car behind starts honking as soon as the light turns green pic.twitter.com/MH8nHMiQq9
— qk (@kaytwts) January 23, 2017
If hospital is called Aspataal, shouldn’t the emergency ward be called ASAPtaal?
— tabula rasa (@teaserbee) October 28, 2018
FANS :- DHAWAN WE WANT 4s & 6s ONLY
DHAWAN:- OK 4 (6) 👐#INDvWI— Troll Dhawan Haters (@Dhawanswarrior) October 21, 2018
Pandit: 7 phere sampann huye, aaj se ye dono var-vadhu huye
Sanjay Leela Bhansali: Safety ke liye ek aur shot le lete hai#deepveer— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) October 21, 2018
India a country where women can’t enter a temple but Hardik Pandya can enter the test team 👏👏👏
— rohitswarrior1 (@The_Sleigher) October 20, 2018
Parents: tmhre baray mein aik bat pata lagi hai.
Me: pic.twitter.com/K48JAy9nN1— bubs (@riyaheen_) October 16, 2018
Is anyone else going through life like “yeah I just gotta get past this last difficult week & then I’m smooth sailing from there” but like.. every week
— IG: @itssdarwinn (@itssDarwinn) October 19, 2018
Suhel Seth is the Kim Kardashian of India. He is famous but nobody knows what he does.
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) January 14, 2017
Bholi si surat, aankhon me masti, door khadi chillaye pic.twitter.com/K6VkO7S2vG
— Sukrit Koul (@TooKoulForYou) October 17, 2018
Now that Allahabad is going to be renamed Prayagraj, Yogiji might also want to consider renaming Kanpur as Pan Parag Raj.
— Rafale Punster ® (@Pun_Starr) October 15, 2018
Drug Testing….
FBI- Microscopes.CIA- Advance Toxicology LabsCID legend- pic.twitter.com/h13JFTtlXs— Pun of god (@Punofgod) October 12, 2018
Genie: I grant you 1 wish
HR: Wtf. Isn’t it supposed to be 3 wishes?Genie: CTC 3 wishes ka hai. In hand ek hi wish aayegiHR: BC— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) October 3, 2018
He: *Tweets*
She: Lol. So funny*Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it**Don’t say it*He: Nice dp.— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) November 18, 2018
Gaitonde got no chill pic.twitter.com/5xxFOb3ugE
— Vaibhav… (@lamevaibhav) September 27, 2018
Me : One burger
McD Guy : Would you like to add some fries and coke to make it a meal?Me : pic.twitter.com/IL8hrZYxTJ— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 30, 2018
Mughal era painting of a Pakistani fielder. pic.twitter.com/LfC29D32Qj
— Hasnain Iqbal (@hasnainiqbal) September 25, 2018
Who called it MasterChef India and not Kamzor Curry Kaun?
— Gaurav Mishra (@GuthleeCounter) September 26, 2018
TWITTER THESE DAYS
*Rohit farts*Virat fans: Meh! Virat’s farts smell better.*Virat sneezes*Rohit fans: Ugh.. Rohit’s sneeze has less bacteria.— Silly Point (@FarziCricketer) September 28, 2018
Ajay Devgn. Ajay Devsd. Ajay Devtc.
— TIFU Sultan (@BucketheadCase) May 25, 2013
When Mumbai Local train enters Dadar station. #SimmbaTrailer pic.twitter.com/wgOZPK1VSm
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 3, 2018
When a website offers free trial but asks for credit card details pic.twitter.com/5h5J564dpN
— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 29, 2018
Tweet kisi aur ka hai maine sirf video bnayi hai😤 pic.twitter.com/iKIxydayPN
— Cute Kamina (@bittu7664) December 2, 2018
One guy is in a bandhgala, one guy is in a vest, two guys are in jackets, one guy has a lovely sweater but won’t wear it, one girl is in a salwar suit and two girls in barely anything. It’s been 18 years since Mohabbatein and I still want to know what’s the weather of this place. pic.twitter.com/oB6DUj4ezM
— Sayantan Ghosh (@sayantansunnyg) October 27, 2018
crossover nobody asked for pic.twitter.com/hqpIwOqiRF
— निशाचर The Niffler (@nishacharr) October 26, 2018
Priyanka’s wedding being overshadowed by Ranveer & Deepika’s, is literally the plot of Bajirao Mastani
— AVISH JAIN (Follow my YouTube Channel!) (@musicalavish) December 1, 2018
When I see my two friends hanging without me on Insta story pic.twitter.com/EEsV4b0v0D
— Srishti Millicent (@SuchAMisfit) December 1, 2018
This group admin is maaaaaaddddddd 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4CfpwBv80g
— Demola (@uncleDemola) August 28, 2018
me: god please give me a sign
also me when god gave a sign: pic.twitter.com/d6Newv0J0b— madi (@bitttterfuck) August 29, 2018
When you are paying the bill at a restaurant and your friend orders expensive dishes. pic.twitter.com/1hgc8iflYg
— Bade Chote (@badechote) October 26, 2018
My parents at 10:33 a.m. for a flight at 3:10 p.m. pic.twitter.com/SW3Q6gMNjC
— *Vishnu* (@vishnu_somebody) September 2, 2018
Crush: Hi
Me: pic.twitter.com/r8Dfhjussl— Single Hu👁 (@singlehaqse) November 11, 2018
Sonu Sood is playing Modiji? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/ZzGzB1TGPX
— swrnbh (@Swarnabh) August 15, 2018
Starbucks banned porn on their wifi, and apparently Starbucks is not the only chaiwala/coffeewala who derives pleasure from banning things.
— pandurang escobar (@Bhavessshh) November 30, 2018
When you’re angry at bae but still send that “Khaana khaaya?” text pic.twitter.com/SSG6KRyHW2
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 12, 2018
if another north indian actor does the lungi dance, im going to create the paneer dance and not let that shit go for like ten years
— bisht dont kill my vibe (@nah_im_abdulla) July 2, 2017
had anyone done this? pic.twitter.com/4KluxrVrWE
— some guy (@wherefoer) August 12, 2018
Sabyasachi after Ranveer-Deepika’s 94th wedding reception pic.twitter.com/0PBjessBar
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 2, 2018
Nick Jonas : Why are you applying Turmeric on my body
Priyanka’s mom : pic.twitter.com/wdJVqRyGfA— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) July 28, 2018
Seems that they will be canceling the Lion King because some problems with the actors. pic.twitter.com/cnHUFYCzIG
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) November 30, 2018
When you go to Apni Gali pic.twitter.com/mpAjl0h87Z
— ✪ Veer ✪ (@ClawedHumor) March 11, 2018
Bipin has no chill (and etiquettes) 😂 pic.twitter.com/1VUXGXuS6y
— शिvam (@Oye_Protein) March 13, 2018
All diets be like, “Aaj khane ki zidd na karo”.
— 🦄🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) March 12, 2018
Kabhi kabhi to traffic dekh k aisa lagta hai ki gaddi chod k” bhallaldev ka rath” kharid lu bc#indiantraffic
— Dad kc (@3kshanchaudhary) May 20, 2017
When Guests visit to your place and parents tell them to sleep in your room. pic.twitter.com/VWFBluTvA7
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 7, 2018
Great show by the bikers at the Republic day parade pic.twitter.com/seI7ftdfyO
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) January 26, 2018
Speed of things in this universe in ascending order:
< Aeroplane < Fighter jet< Sound < Light< The time the guy behind me takes to honk when the signal turns green#Speed #Indian #indiantraffic #Traffic #TrafficAlert #funny #lol #joke #LifeStories— Fewer Words (@dheerajnanduri) March 17, 2018
— unusual things (@unusualImagery) April 26, 2018
There we go. I am sure, you want to add some more tweets to this list. So, go on.
