Chris Pratt, the guy who dropped adulting truth bombs in Parks and Recreation, is one absolute cake, with a cherry of humour. His dialogues are food for memes, and his natural & easygoing screen presence makes him the most relatable character onscreen, no matter what the role may be.
Also, did ya know, he is soon to share screen space with Pee Cee in ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’? Woot Woot.
And, he’s incredibly hot. Ji haan.
How can someone be so hot and so funny? Hmm. Something’s fishy for sure.
Not sure whether the picture’s better or the caption.
Chris Pratt explaining his poses is the best thing that has ever happened to Instagram!
Decrease the level of pretentiousness of your Instagram uploads, Chris Pratt-style.
Step 1 : Hint at it yo’self.
Step 2: Keep explaining it in excruciating details, until it surpasses the level of pretentiousness.
And here we are casually sobbing our hearts out.
“If a train of thought left my phone going 80 miles an hour due east- would it still be douchey to post more pics from my @vanityfair shoot?”
This is the only kind of maths we like, and the answer is YES. Lock kar diya jaye.
Get you a man who can do both.
Whenever you’re feeling low, scroll down Chris Pratt’s Instagram. Seriously.
“So many big stars. So many awesome actors. It was a real “pinch me,” moment. So naturally I pinched Benedict Cumberbatch and he was so in character he literally opened up a portal to the astral plane! I was like “whoa!” And then he pushed me in! At first it was cool. But now I’m starting to get concerned….”
Also not to break your heart or anything, but, his romance with Katherine Schwarzenegger is heating up with all the PDA and what-not.
These cuties, who have been seeing each other for about 2 months now, were recently spotted enjoying a Sunday morning church service.
*Pops open another jar of Nutella to help relieve the heartache*
And, we’re forever indebted to ‘Parks and Rec’ people, for giving us Andy Dwyer.
This is what adulting looks like.
Us RN, totes.
Anyhoo, we’ll be watching ‘Parks and Rec’, Guardians Of The Galaxy and ‘Jurassic Park‘ on repeat now. Have a good day, people.