35 Unfortunate Brand Names You’ll Find Hilarious ‘Cause You’re Secretly A Juvenile Desi At Heart

Afeefa Baig

As if there weren’t enough things with double meanings already, people have to go ahead and make it worse! Here we have a list of products which could’ve done with an Indian’s consultant.

1. Whenever Mom asks kya pee rahe ho.

www.thewhiskyexchange.com

2. Karte hain, karte hain.

www.karosyrup.com

3. Piss me off, and you’ll get this from me.

forum.ceriwis.id

4. Farak nahi padta.

cervejarialund.com

5. A Punjabi in Paris goes –

drizly.com

6. La, pee lenge.

www.ratebeer.com

7. Kaunse kone mein jaake peena hai Kona?

www.beeradvocate.com

8. Peene ke baad sab gata.

birrapedia.com

9. Not the perfume I’m looking for.

www.ebay.co.uk

10. Eyelashes us girls are tired of dealing with.

tattilashes.com

11. The God of all beers.

www.ratebeer.com

12. It’s working very well, thank you. No oil needed.

www.youtube.com

13. Tell my neighbours that.

www.kuttaradios.com

14. Jab kutta hai, toh billi bhi hogi kahin.

www.billi.com

15. Saala hai toh..

www.capitalsafety.com

16. Kamina bhi hoga kahin.

kaminaskincare.com

17. Delhi drivers go like, “Tum hato.”

www.hato.lighting

18. And if you don’t move, they kill you.

www.marr.it

19. But that’s what I don’t want to smell like.

www.beautyheaven.com.au

20. Toh joote achhe hain ya radii hain?

www.radiifootwear.com

21. Serve this when you want the guests to leave. 

www.instacart.com

22. So hi rahe hain.

www.reggaeville.com

23. Tastier, yes. Healthier..?

www.amazon.com

24.  Indian parents’ go to – Jab bachhe na sune, unko..

.

alibaba.com

25. Naming my girls squad –

www.amazon.co.uk

26. Friend warning me about that narrow gali.

www.ratebeer.com

27. Thermostat ke naam pe mujhe kya mila..?

www.thomassci.com

28. Subtle hint, watch for your valentine.

www.flipkart.com

29. Endorsed by Ravi Shastri.

www.fragrantica.com

30. Ranbir’s –

epicalm.com

31. Inko bataayein..?

tattebakery.myshopify.com

 32. Le liya.

www.lelo.com

33. Amp with a message.

h3.googleusercontent.com

34. This has a strong “fragrance”.

italianfood.nonnaisa.com

35. The Pappu of all fragrances.

pappunaturalproducts.com

These pappu products really cracked us up!

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