25 Tweets On Navratri That Mock Every Bone In Your Body ‘Cuz There Are None On Your Plate

Aishwarya Dharni

Navratras are an auspicious time of the year but they’re also a nightmare for cheekan lovers.

Yeh ghaas-phoos pe kaise jeene ka?! Apun ko maas maangta hai.

Here are some tweets that perfectly capture the pain of us chicken-lovers during Navratri.

1. Trust me, you’ll need it.

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2. Hello, how do I convert to Meatism?

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3. Ghor apraadh!

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4. What is the purpose of this life?

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5. Cheeekan FTW!

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6. Yeh gaon mera hai aur main yahaan ka Jaikant Shikre.

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7. I can’t even begin to imagine the pain of such a life.

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 8. #BeautyGoals

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9. #FuckBois during Navrati.

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10. The pain is real. So is the dilemma.

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11. Can you please replace it with Navratri thali?

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12. Ass whooping is on the cards.

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13. Dharam bhrasht mat kar, nalayak.

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14. I wouldn’t want to risk it.

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15. Double-faced has a new meaning.

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16. Crying myself to sleep every night. Just ask my pillow.

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17. Heart-broken songs in 3, 2,..

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18. Sache pyaar ko kaise bhool sakta hai tu?!

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19. Without chicken, I’m nothing.

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20. Too good to be true.

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21. Anyaay hai yeh!

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22. Chicken tikka masala, butter chicken, seekh kebab, roghan josh, chicken biryani, egg bhurjee and chicken naan. Bas.

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23. I still have the scars.

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24. Iss zindagi ko kya naam dun?

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25. Ek galti toh bhagwaan bhi maaf kar deta hai.

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 Yeh sabzi kya hota hai?

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