Do you know what’s the best thing about PornHub? Their fucking Twitter account. Neither are they shy nor are they worried about political correctness and that, when it comes from a porn site, is the best possible social media strategy ever.
So if you’ve never seen PornHub’s twitter, don’t worry. We have the choicest tidbits for you right there.
1. First I laughed. Then I cried.
2. If you’re going to be snide, do your research.
3. You’re whalecum for this factoid.
4. There are two kinds of people…
5. Well, they’re not lying.
6. Wordplay is the new category on PornHub.
7. Disturbing on multiple levels.
8. This is why you don’t go partying with Ken.
9. This joke is going to be corny.
10. Totally why I have one of those too.
11. Game of Thrones reference is an auto-win.
12. My kinda city.
13. Your paycheck comes only once every month.
14. This is so wrong but it’s just so right.
15. What kind of burn does PornHub feel?
16. Yo mamma joke incoming.
17. So that’s what goes on at the Indo-Pak border.
18. Always looking for the silver lining.
19. Remember, you are what you eat.
20. Sounds about right.
Still not satisfied? Here’s PornHub’s official twitter. Carry on my wayward son, there’ll be peace when you are done. Have fun.