Hindu Mahasabha is apparently the moral authority in India. It has gone on record to say things like “Item girls should be called prostitutes” and “Couples out on Valentine’s Day will be married off”. We thought it would be a good idea to extrapolate these harmless, good nature-d statements and come up with some rules Hindu Mahasabha is likely to impose in the coming future! Read our predictions here:
Disclaimer: This is a made up ‘humor’ article. Hindu Mahasabha has not made these statements, yet! But they might, soon.
1. Every pair of jeans will be split into a lungi at sight, on spot, immediately!
3. You can be asked to chant ‘ Hanuman Chalisa ‘ and ‘ Gayatri Mantra ‘ anytime, anywhere, failing which you are liable to pay a hefty fine that will be used to setup a Sanskrit Vidyalaya .
4. Bikes, cars and all other ‘western’ vehicles will be banned from the roads of Bharat . Only vehicles with cultural animals like bullock-carts and ghoda-gadis will be allowed.
5. Every live-in relationship will be converted into a joint-live-in relationship. You will have to live with your partner’s extended family to prove your affection.