We’ve all wanted somebody at some point of time or the other. Nobody wants to stay alone, right? Well, don’t get too romantic. I was talking about the ads people often place in newspapers asking for help and employees whose dreams they can crush. People generally place well-written, to the point ads for this purpose. This article, is not about those people.
This article is about people who went full-retard while placing a wanted ad. Check ’em out for a crash course on how NOT to place an ad.
1. This guy who went ‘bananas’ with this ad.
2. Taking the term over-time to literal levels.
3. And no horsing around during the job.
4. Well, that escalated quickly.
5. Man, I could kill for that job.
6. I want what he’s smoking.
7. With great powers, come greater sewers.
8. Wait. What?
9. Get your phat ass movin’!
10. The ‘wate’ is over.
11. Job my ass!
12. I guess I’ll get down here only.
What are you waiting for? Drop in your resume today.