15 Fake Headlines That’re As Lame As The Ones We’re Seeing On Television These Days

Abhijeet Bhatt

Disclaimer: This article is intended as satire.

Living in an era where everything is ‘breaking news’, it’s very difficult to differentiate between sense and nonsense. Right from a politicians’s sneeze to lost buffaloes; everything seems to be of national importance.

Hence, to go with the flow, we treated these images the same way our Indian media would’ve typically treated them and gave them their very own ‘breaking news’ headlines. Check ’em out.

b”Mamata Banerjee twists Pranab Mukherjee’s arm. Accuses him of not coming to Kolkata Knight Riders’ match.”
b’Arvind Kejriwal takes a step towards women safety. Will keep an eye on every woman personally.xc2xa0′
b’Jumma chumma: Ajay Devgn kisses Aishwarya publicly. Abhishek complains to dad Amitabh.xc2xa0′
b’Aishwarya Rai eats radish paranthe. Burps the loudest burp of 2016.’
b’Deepika gets upset at the mention of Ranveer. Are they heading for a break-up?’
b’Arvind Kejriwal fails to provide free water. Angered public throws him into the river.xc2xa0′
b’Aamir Khan goes out for dinner with wife Kiran Rao. Is forced to drink roadside tea owing to currency ban.xc2xa0′
b”Sonu Nigam tries entering a girls’ hostel. Sings a song upon getting caught.xc2xa0″

Still better than some of the headlines we’re seeing these days. Amirite?

Design Credit: Lakshya Vij and Ankita Patel

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