30 Awesome Messages On Bill Receipts That Will Totally Make Your Day

Nishant Raj

How many times have you asked a woman out in the restaurant by penning your thoughts on a piece of tissue paper? 

Ushering in a total paradigm shift are bill receipts, which are the new means of communication. Here are 30 of them for you to enjoy. Some are funny, some are sweet, while a few would totally elicit a WTF.

Discount for having “the best butt”!

Unbelievable

There’s a price to pay for letting one rip!

Funny Receipts

“Extra wet”

Viral Circus

The waitress talked about her Italian roots. What she received must have left her totally flabbergasted! Way to go!

Seenox

The best way to ask out a waitress!

The FW

Having a tan pays!

The FW

Cola Wars explained.

TheFW

Because God > Tip

Eater

Having babies who don’t wail saves you money too!

TheFW

Sweet gesture…

Crnobelo

Legit poetry!

Meme Collection

When the tip is bigger than the bill.

Mental Floss

Who would foot this bill?

780Tuners

When tipping is math!

TheFW

Everyone knows what you came her for.

Wackyy

Come on, don’t be mean to stoners!

Answers

And to fat women.

BuzzFeed

GooGoo Sprm anyone?

Indian Jew?

Funny Receipts

Dayummmn!

Funny Receipts

Not everyone can math tho.

Piximus

Coke and dick?

b’Source: Funny Receipts’

Everybody was birthday tippinggggggggg…

Break Room Stories

The sweetest “Thank You” note!

Blogspot

Passing the baton.

Vlaad

This is honestly sweet.

Volucia

Funnily harsh!

Bossip

Damn, this N-word man was broke!

M!

Serving clients with a P-p-p-poker face!

TheFW

Turn me on with your garlic bread…

TheFW
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