The thing about paranoia is you never see it coming. In one moment. everything is A-OK, and suddenly a creeping doubt or fear will make you feel as if your heart is on the verge of exploding, your vision is becoming inexplicably blurry, your thoughts are getting increasingly more ominous and, well you get the drift. Now, some people feel the cold grip of paranoia when they’re about to attempt something truly daring. But then there is the excessively paranoid lot who ending up sweating buckets over the most simple, everyday moments. If this sounds like you, then get ready for a hoot of a read.
1. When you’re in the middle of something, and think “Did I forget to switch off the gas?”
“OMGOMGOMGOMG… “
2. Sending a work email has you double, nay, triple-checking if you have sent it to the right person.
“Wait, did I attach the correct file too? OMGOMGOMGOMG… “
3. When a simple dry cough has you looking for symptoms of throat cancer on the Internet.
Pill-poppers have nothin’ on you!
4. When you drop your phone and spend the rest of the day wondering if life will ever be the same again.
Life, y u be like dis?
5. When a friend isn’t back on time so you naturally assume the worst.
“What if they got hit by a bus? Or worse, kidnapped by aliens?”
6. When a missed call from an unknown number leaves you wondering if you’re being stalked.
“That’s it. I need to get myself off the grid, STAT!”
7. Any little squeak in the night implies that spirits from the netherworld have come to claim your soul.
*screams* Mummmmmmmy.
8. When a ceiling fan is just too wobbly to remain comfortably under it.
Death by decapitation? No, thank you!
Crazy, huh?
No matter what adjective you use to describe your careful eccentricity, you’re not in the wrong. Sometimes, it pays to be thorough and ICICI Bank understands this only too well. Their iMobile app is so safe to use that you could make hundreds of transactions every day all while being assured that your money is safe and right where it should be.
Don’t believe me? Watch this hilarious video featuring Abish Mathew who explains it all in his rib-tickling hilarity to see for yourself. Watch it till the very end for some really funny quips from the funny man himself.
