To get work done in India, you need at least two alerts:1) Send Email2) Call the recipient & say “Sir, I have sent you an email”

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 26, 2017

🇺🇸: I love you too🇩🇪: ich liebe dich auch🇸🇪: jag älskar dig också🇨🇳: 我也愛你🇮🇳: पापा नहीं मानेंगे

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) May 5, 2017

When a single guy sees a hot lady pic.twitter.com/5sG4SjxugD

— Lame Monk 🇮🇳😌 (@oldschoolmonk) June 2, 2017

“Kaise ho?””Tabiyat theek hai?””Lo mummy se baat karo”If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.

— amrtsh (@floydimus) February 15, 2017

Your best friend has a hidden comedian inside and it will come out in front of your girlfriend.

— Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor) March 29, 2017

Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.

— Ria (@tweetria) March 20, 2017

True mark of adulthood: Instead of your parents scheduling your doctors appointments, you just avoid going and hope you don’t die.

— Jono Yates (@jonoBLITZ) August 29, 2015

adulthood is emailing “sorry for the delayed response!” back and forth until one of you dies

— Marissa Miller Kovac (@Marissa__Miller) February 26, 2016

college is a vicious cycle of staying up late to catch up on hw & taking naps bc u stayed up late & then being behind bc u just took a nap

— Bill Saucier (@B_Saucier) February 25, 2017

hahah omg so true! #StoryOfMyLife #twentysomethingproblems pic.twitter.com/91RONaaYCz

— Ashley Eisenberg (@ashleyrose27) April 18, 2014

I am just stuck in a never ending cycle of wanting to better my life and not wanting to even get out of my bed #20sproblems #issues #realaaf

— Damien King (@14KingGreen) September 29, 2017

I’m an adult, but more like an adult cat…someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta take care of myself.. #20sproblems

— Tika Mahrie Epps (@catmom_af) June 19, 2017

Currently in a group complaining who is more tired, my best friend won. She slept wearing her work clothes. #20sProblems

— لينة (@lmmaa94) December 16, 2016

I need a job.#20sProblems #lifeistough

— Alex Luján (@alelujangu) December 13, 2016

“It was because we were drunk…. Isn’t that the reason anything happens anymore?” #20sproblems

— Rachel mount (@rachelly00) June 15, 2016

I’ve reached that special time of life when you use wrinkle cream and acne cream in equal measure #20sproblems #myskinsucks

— Brit (@bitch_craffft) May 3, 2016

It’s too early in my career to call it my career. #20sproblems

— -.- (@rgsmt) March 23, 2016

You know you are single and in your 20s when the mother is suggesting every woman shes encountered in the last 24 hours to you #20sproblems

— Stephen Watts (@KillerSteveW) October 5, 2015

I have absolutely no problem with acting like as if you don’t exist#20sProblems #Fact

— Lost Soul (@20WishIWas4) July 8, 2015

Half my friend are engaged or pregnant. The other half are usually too drunk to even find their iPhones. #20sProblems

— Vilmante Mine (@wilmaante) August 31, 2014

Since when did I become addicted to caffeine #20sproblems

— StarBhai💫 (@datkidyogi) August 15, 2014

Getting a hickey in my 20s is just as puzzling as it was in high school. It was fun, but still don’t have the right concealer. #20sproblems

— Jacquelyn Burton (@CookieDefender) April 23, 2014

I Googled The Ring 3D and end up with a bunch of images of engagement rings…you think you got me all figured out Google 😒 #20sProblems

— Ari H (@Ari_C_H) April 3, 2014

Top half of my face covered in anti aging cream, bottom half covered in acne cream. 🙅 #20sproblems

— Kimberly Kaelin (@the_real_kimk) April 2, 2014

I swear all I do in my free time is tag people in memes or nap….. #20somethingproblems

— Harriet Victoria 🦄 (@Havi_Official) September 25, 2017

#20somethingproblems When your paycheck disappears the day you get it, so you start planning how to spend your next paycheck.

— Mallory Shoemaker (@malshoemaker) June 15, 2017

Sleep is like that frustrating friend who is always there when you don’t need him and absolutely untraceable when you need him

— Rahul Subramanian (@RahulSubramanic) May 30, 2017

The worst thing about Game of Thrones leak is that you can’t make memes until Monday because you’ve to pretend like you haven’t seen it.

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) August 18, 2017

List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers:

5. Drugs4. Theft3. Murder2. Premarital Sex1. Why didn’t you eat dinner at home?— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) November 8, 2013

Marital Status Checkbox in India –

1) Single1) Married3) Log Kya Kahenge— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) June 14, 2015