You probably are not going to read this because of that laziness in your eyes. However, sorry to say this but you have make a little effort (just a little!) to scroll down and check out the gifts that you can present your-lazy-self or anyone who acts like a sloth all the time. Here we go.
1. Self-stirring mug
Because stirring with a spoon is too mainstream…and…takes too much energy. Uh, I am convinced.
2. The oh-so-honest shirts
*I Am A Sloth & I Am Proud Of It*
3. The honest mug
Just to remind you, you lazy people.
4. Armpit stickers
God bless the inventor of this one.
5. Clap lamp
I am the laziest of all lazies. *clap clap*
6. Self-turning ice cream cone
Just stick your tongue out and it’s done. Genius!
7. Poop trap for dogs
I like dogs but I like clean floors more.
8. Pillow Ties
What is the perfect time to take a nap? Any time, man. ANY TIME.
9. Popcorn shooter
The one that shoots popcorn straight into your mouth. Oh, heaven!
10. Extendable fork
It can be used as a scratching device as well, you know. Just sayin’.
11. Baby mop outfit
You are doing a great job, baby. MY BABY…Oh, you left that corner.
12. Dust mop slippers and gloves
Let’s not judge the inventor of this one. (1)
13. Spaghetti twirling fork
Wind up…wind up…wiinnddd it up.
14. Automatic dog ball thrower
I like dogs but I like to sleep more (especially when my dog wants to play!).
15. Banana slicer
This one will save you…uh…1…2…3…, exactly five seconds of your life.
16. Organised people tote bag
This is where I keep all my lazy stuff.
17. Electronic Spin the Bottle Game
*hands at rest FOREVER*
18. Salt & pepper shakers
These slaves will come to you whenever you need salt or pepper.
19. Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks
Amazing these are. Undoubtedly, yes.
20. Body Dryer
Towels, what are they?
21. Self-Making Bed
Let’s not judge the inventor of this one. (2)
22. Self-Lacing Sneakers
*salutes*
23. Butter Stick
Making lives easier all around the globe.
24. Stargazing Chair
How lazy can you get? – Level 109860.
25. Prism Lazy Spectacles
Speechless I am!
